video; un: kamui

[foeyay]

[Anyone watching this might have to do a second take, maybe check their calendars really quick. Despite that it's been over a week since BTSB was dealt with, there is still a Kaya keychain dangling not two inches from Kamui's ear. It's clipped to Kamui's parasol where half of a BTSB poster is still displaying five fox boy torsos.

Kamui himself is sporting a sullen pout rather than his characteristic smile. His problems are about to become everyone's problems because what's the point of everyone else if not to serve as his punching bags? Seriously.] I've never seen a music group attack their own audience before. It was really exciting, you know? I thought this planet had finally gotten something right. But there's not a single other band in this city with any sense for entertainment!

Not one of them is willing to take me on, let alone challenge their entire fanbase.

[This is so disappointing, you guys!! He'd thought all bands on Prismatica must have had the same mucho grande sized balls as BTSB, but it's just not true! You went and chased off Kamui's favorite new thing!]

If you all can't make a proper battle band, I'll have to do it for you.

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video; un: laurea

[wearingguess]

[ a kaya fan....... good taste tbh. titus still has all his kaya merch too of course.

...

but nonetheless!! ]


Have you been going around challenging bands to fights?

[foeyay]

[Kaya was the only viable option. You see, Kaya was the one who cooked.]

Yeah! [What else would he be doing? Being an actual productive member of society? Pshaw!] I have a lot of free time.

[wearingguess]

[ ah, sweet kaya...
titus still dreams of sharing a full-course home-cooked meal in the moonlight...
and then not being expected to do any of the cleanup afterward... ]

That's as may be, but I think you are likely to run out of bands before you find one that actually wants to battle. And even if you do form your own, what will you do if your fans don't want to fight, either?

[foeyay]

[Hmmm. That is an excellent question that he hasn't considered yet. Usually he lets everyone else do the considering for him.

What would he do if he had to actually sing instead of fight on stage?]

I guess I could turn on the rest of the band.

[That'll solve the problem. Right?]

[wearingguess]

But that is only a one-time solution. Think how many new bandmates you might have to find if you want to keep it going...

[foeyay]

Ah, I already do that now though. I'm always looking for someone strong to fight, so nothing would change.

[wearingguess]

Ah.

[ he understands that it would be very rude to actually SAY "ugh, you're one of those," so he does indeed not say it, but... it's kind of easy to read into his tone and expression.

...but no!! this fellow stans kaya, doesn't he? regardless of their differences, he and titus are brethren; titus just needs to put his prejudice aside, and surely they'll find a way to connect. ]

...Well, then, perhaps it is worth a try. You might find like-minded bandmates, after all. And you could make it so all your songs are about how much you want to fight your listeners, so that you cultivate a fanbase with similar interests.

[foeyay]

[Kamui just kind of laughs because it's cute that this guy is trying so hard to be nice. Kamui doesn't deserve nice, and it's usually tedious anyway.]

That would make everything much easier. That's true. Maybe you should be our manager.

[Is Kamui trying to sucker some poor stranger into doing all the paperwork for him? It must be a day that ends in y.]

[wearingguess]

Absolutely not.

I am Titus Alexius.

[foeyay]

Kamui. I'm going to be the Pirate King.

[Luffy-style.]

After I take over Lunatia's music industry.