video; un: kamui

[foeyay]

[Anyone watching this might have to do a second take, maybe check their calendars really quick. Despite that it's been over a week since BTSB was dealt with, there is still a Kaya keychain dangling not two inches from Kamui's ear. It's clipped to Kamui's parasol where half of a BTSB poster is still displaying five fox boy torsos.

Kamui himself is sporting a sullen pout rather than his characteristic smile. His problems are about to become everyone's problems because what's the point of everyone else if not to serve as his punching bags? Seriously.] I've never seen a music group attack their own audience before. It was really exciting, you know? I thought this planet had finally gotten something right. But there's not a single other band in this city with any sense for entertainment!

Not one of them is willing to take me on, let alone challenge their entire fanbase.

[This is so disappointing, you guys!! He'd thought all bands on Prismatica must have had the same mucho grande sized balls as BTSB, but it's just not true! You went and chased off Kamui's favorite new thing!]

If you all can't make a proper battle band, I'll have to do it for you.

Comments

un: ichiban

[epimedium]

It was kind of fun fighting them, wasn't it?

[ That's sure a take on this. ]

Although, we had to fight a lot of musicians, where I came from. It seemed kind of normal because of that.

voice; un: goinghome

[anemoneae]

That's really not how concerts are supposed to go.

[ He sounds so tired. ]

I've had enough fighting musicians to last me a lifetime. It gets really old after a while.

[foeyay]

I had front row tickets for the concert! [He didn't. He just leaped onto the stage once chaos erupted. Potayto, potahto.] Seeing everything close up was a real ball. They knew how to demand attention, and they got it!

Are the musicians where you come from strong?

[foeyay]

That just makes it more impressive.

[BTSB were clearly trendsetters! Anyone who wants to sit back and just enjoy music at a concert is wrong and should feel bad about it.]

You must be pretty dull to have filled your quota so easily.

[anemoneae]

My quota was full at home, thanks. We had people playing mind-control music pretty much every day.

[ Kamui would really enjoy Shogo's world. ]

[foeyay]

So how did you win?

[Because if this guy is talking about those mind-controlling musicians in the past tense, then perhaps he's more interesting than they could ever be.]

video; un: laurea

[wearingguess]

[ a kaya fan....... good taste tbh. titus still has all his kaya merch too of course.

...

but nonetheless!! ]


Have you been going around challenging bands to fights?

[foeyay]

[Kaya was the only viable option. You see, Kaya was the one who cooked.]

Yeah! [What else would he be doing? Being an actual productive member of society? Pshaw!] I have a lot of free time.

[anemoneae]

We knocked some sense into them.

[ Shogo really tries to sound uninteresting but, well, it takes all kinds... ]

Most of them came to their senses after that. It's not like we went out trying to kill them.

[ Eiji probably did, though. ]

[epimedium]

They're okay. We beat them easily enough.

[ it definitely was fun, though! ]

text; un: no

[terribletwos]

why do you want to fight a band in the first place/ and what's exciting about seeing a group go after the people that adore them/ it's messed up.

[foeyay]

Were they not trying to kill you?

[That salmon colored brow sure is rising at an exponential rate. Please elaborate, stranger. This sounds fake.]

[anemoneae]

Probably, yeah. But that doesn't make it okay?

[ Oh god is he another person who's chill with murder, how does Shogo keep finding these people. ]

[foeyay]

Are you musicians too then?

[Has he finally discovered the elusive "battle of the bands"?]

Or just enthusiastic fans?

[foeyay]

[Hmmm... This person feels strongly enough about this to give him a lecture, but they're also hiding behind text like a coward. That's an interesting contradiction.]

i want to fight anyone who's strong enough to fight me back. i'll take them all on no matter what they are.

when i've painted the galaxy with their blood, i'll know i'm the strongest.

[foeyay]

[Well, the poor guy did respond to a video lamenting that more bands don't attack their audiences. He might have brought this on himself, just a tad.]

No. That makes it mandatory.

[anemoneae]

[ SurprisedPikachu.jpg ]

That's... not how it works in my world.

[foeyay]

That's how it works on every world. When someone attacks with killing intent, respond in kind.

Ah. Unless you weren't taking them seriously?

[anemoneae]

I mean, most of them were just depressed. It would've been pretty awful to kill them for that.

[ Alas, the worst person was already on his team and there's no killing between teammates. ]

[foeyay]

[Kamui would disagree with that rule, sadly. Teammates are free game as soon as they're more trouble than they're worth. Everyone else is free game from the start. His condescending snort makes that sentiment clear enough.]

If you always put your enemies first like that, you'd better be strong enough to win with one hand. The other will be weighed down by your comrades' corpses.

[anemoneae]

[ Ah yes.... Shogo has talked to many people who would agree. ]

I just don't think people deserve to die for something they did while they were messed up. Atoning for your mistakes is a lot harder than just dying.

[epimedium]

Neither. The musicians are between us and going home. We just want to go home.

[foeyay]

...

[Not even Kamui can argue with that. Dying is easy, terribly so. But that still doesn't change the fact that this strange, strange person is putting his enemies' chance for atonement above his own goals.

Kamui knows a few other people who are that way too. In the end, he was the one who benefited from their efforts. Some people are just incurably stupid.]

So what are you atoning for then?

[foeyay]

You must be very disappointed.

[Prismatica? Definitely not home.]

[epimedium]

It's a step up from everyone being a high school student, but, yeah, it's disappointing.