video; un: kamui

[foeyay]

[Anyone watching this might have to do a second take, maybe check their calendars really quick. Despite that it's been over a week since BTSB was dealt with, there is still a Kaya keychain dangling not two inches from Kamui's ear. It's clipped to Kamui's parasol where half of a BTSB poster is still displaying five fox boy torsos.

Kamui himself is sporting a sullen pout rather than his characteristic smile. His problems are about to become everyone's problems because what's the point of everyone else if not to serve as his punching bags? Seriously.] I've never seen a music group attack their own audience before. It was really exciting, you know? I thought this planet had finally gotten something right. But there's not a single other band in this city with any sense for entertainment!

Not one of them is willing to take me on, let alone challenge their entire fanbase.

[This is so disappointing, you guys!! He'd thought all bands on Prismatica must have had the same mucho grande sized balls as BTSB, but it's just not true! You went and chased off Kamui's favorite new thing!]

If you all can't make a proper battle band, I'll have to do it for you.

Comments

un: ichiban

[epimedium]

It was kind of fun fighting them, wasn't it?

[ That's sure a take on this. ]

Although, we had to fight a lot of musicians, where I came from. It seemed kind of normal because of that.

[foeyay]

I had front row tickets for the concert! [He didn't. He just leaped onto the stage once chaos erupted. Potayto, potahto.] Seeing everything close up was a real ball. They knew how to demand attention, and they got it!

Are the musicians where you come from strong?

[epimedium]

They're okay. We beat them easily enough.

[ it definitely was fun, though! ]

[foeyay]

Are you musicians too then?

[Has he finally discovered the elusive "battle of the bands"?]

Or just enthusiastic fans?

[epimedium]

Neither. The musicians are between us and going home. We just want to go home.

voice; un: goinghome

[anemoneae]

That's really not how concerts are supposed to go.

[ He sounds so tired. ]

I've had enough fighting musicians to last me a lifetime. It gets really old after a while.

[foeyay]

That just makes it more impressive.

[BTSB were clearly trendsetters! Anyone who wants to sit back and just enjoy music at a concert is wrong and should feel bad about it.]

You must be pretty dull to have filled your quota so easily.

[anemoneae]

My quota was full at home, thanks. We had people playing mind-control music pretty much every day.

[ Kamui would really enjoy Shogo's world. ]

[foeyay]

So how did you win?

[Because if this guy is talking about those mind-controlling musicians in the past tense, then perhaps he's more interesting than they could ever be.]

[anemoneae]

We knocked some sense into them.

[ Shogo really tries to sound uninteresting but, well, it takes all kinds... ]

Most of them came to their senses after that. It's not like we went out trying to kill them.

[ Eiji probably did, though. ]

video; un: laurea

[wearingguess]

[ a kaya fan....... good taste tbh. titus still has all his kaya merch too of course.

...

but nonetheless!! ]


Have you been going around challenging bands to fights?

[foeyay]

[Kaya was the only viable option. You see, Kaya was the one who cooked.]

Yeah! [What else would he be doing? Being an actual productive member of society? Pshaw!] I have a lot of free time.

[wearingguess]

[ ah, sweet kaya...
titus still dreams of sharing a full-course home-cooked meal in the moonlight...
and then not being expected to do any of the cleanup afterward... ]

That's as may be, but I think you are likely to run out of bands before you find one that actually wants to battle. And even if you do form your own, what will you do if your fans don't want to fight, either?

[foeyay]

[Hmmm. That is an excellent question that he hasn't considered yet. Usually he lets everyone else do the considering for him.

What would he do if he had to actually sing instead of fight on stage?]

I guess I could turn on the rest of the band.

[That'll solve the problem. Right?]

[wearingguess]

But that is only a one-time solution. Think how many new bandmates you might have to find if you want to keep it going...

text; un: no

[terribletwos]

why do you want to fight a band in the first place/ and what's exciting about seeing a group go after the people that adore them/ it's messed up.

[foeyay]

[Hmmm... This person feels strongly enough about this to give him a lecture, but they're also hiding behind text like a coward. That's an interesting contradiction.]

i want to fight anyone who's strong enough to fight me back. i'll take them all on no matter what they are.

when i've painted the galaxy with their blood, i'll know i'm the strongest.

[terribletwos]

[ Roxas just hates using the network and wants to give it the least information possible. ]

why is being stronger so important/

those guys weren't that strong anyway. they needed to use tricks and have others fight for them.

[foeyay]

not stronger. strongest. i'm going to become the strongest.

then i'll be the pirate king. :)

obviously. they lost. that's why we need a new battle band.

[terribletwos]

pirates have kings/ i thought they didn't listen to anyone.

video; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

[Have an Okita Sougo, who's cleaned up since Kamui's last seen him.]

If you wanna fight, fight me instead.

[He's been itching for a rematch.]

[foeyay]

[Hey, it's true. Okita Sougo looks mighty fine when he's not drenched in sewage.]

Hmmm? You sure are eager for someone with brain damage.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Oh look, an annoying Yato insulting him. He's totally not used to that at all.]

So does that mean you aren't eager? I thought you were more interesting than that.

Anyways, boy bands and stuff usually don't attack their audiences. You don't get boy bands in your weird muscle planet? Their point is to make money off horny girls. And the occasional guy too, I guess.

[At that moment, he glances to the "topless" fox boy posters and Kaya keychain still hanging off Kamui's parasol.]

[foeyay]

[Nobody from his weird muscle planet is in any position to be garnering public attention, whoops. He just chuckles darkly.]

Most girls I know have actual horns.

[He says like he even bothers to notice whether someone's a guy or girl until halfway through the third date.]

They're probably sharper than your sad sword. Maybe I should find one of them to fight.

[firstsaderesponder]

Ah, "sad sword" he says, as if it didn't cause him some trouble. But thanks for the feedback. I'll keep sharpening it, just for you.

[Trash talking is how they bond! Sougo smirks. Smarmy bastard.]

You know who to find once you get bored with 'em.

[And Kamui will, Sougo knows that much.]