video; un: kamui

[foeyay]

[Anyone watching this might have to do a second take, maybe check their calendars really quick. Despite that it's been over a week since BTSB was dealt with, there is still a Kaya keychain dangling not two inches from Kamui's ear. It's clipped to Kamui's parasol where half of a BTSB poster is still displaying five fox boy torsos.

Kamui himself is sporting a sullen pout rather than his characteristic smile. His problems are about to become everyone's problems because what's the point of everyone else if not to serve as his punching bags? Seriously.] I've never seen a music group attack their own audience before. It was really exciting, you know? I thought this planet had finally gotten something right. But there's not a single other band in this city with any sense for entertainment!

Not one of them is willing to take me on, let alone challenge their entire fanbase.

[This is so disappointing, you guys!! He'd thought all bands on Prismatica must have had the same mucho grande sized balls as BTSB, but it's just not true! You went and chased off Kamui's favorite new thing!]

If you all can't make a proper battle band, I'll have to do it for you.

Comments

[foeyay]

no. they don't listen to anyone who can't defeat them.

[terribletwos]

[ Well, that checks out. ]

why do you want to be the pirate king/

[foeyay]

[Kamui wants to be pirate king because of a throwaway joke his subordinate deeply regrets making. But the reason Kamui runs with it...]

what better proof of strength is there?

[terribletwos]

there's of lot of things other than being a pirate king.

[foeyay]

like what?

[terribletwos]

what about different matches/ competitions are a good way to show off strength. in twilight town, the strongest person got a trophy.

[foeyay]

i can't do anything with a trophy. it's just a hunk of shiny metal.

i'm not interested in holding back either. if i can't go all out, i won't get any stronger.

[terribletwos]

i never said you had to hold back.

[foeyay]

i'd gladly challenge anyone strong to a no-holds-barred match. whether there's a prize involved or not.

if no one complains about the damage afterward, that's even better.

[terribletwos]

why would there be damage/

[foeyay]

of course there'd be damage. that's what happens when powerful opponents don't hold back.

[terribletwos]

[ Okay, that checks out. ]

you need a place like the coliseum.

[foeyay]

[As shady as Kamui is, it's true that all he wants is a genuinely good fight. He will lay waste to an entire army to get that fight if he has to, but if he can get what he wants without all the extra fuss, that's fine too.]

the coliseum? and what kind of place is the coliseum?

[terribletwos]

a place where all the strongest fighters compete. people watch them and cheer for their favorites.

i don't know if we have anything like that here though. i heard about a fight club a while back.

[foeyay]

oh?

that sounds exactly like what i need.

[Insert ominous music here.]

tell me. what is the best way to find a fight club?

[terribletwos]

i wish i could remember anything about the post. like the person who brought it up. maybe you could ask around the city. i know they wanted it open for people.

[foeyay]

so annoying. i guess i'll have to do that then.

[terribletwos]

good luck in finding it.