video; un: kamui

[foeyay]

[Anyone watching this might have to do a second take, maybe check their calendars really quick. Despite that it's been over a week since BTSB was dealt with, there is still a Kaya keychain dangling not two inches from Kamui's ear. It's clipped to Kamui's parasol where half of a BTSB poster is still displaying five fox boy torsos.

Kamui himself is sporting a sullen pout rather than his characteristic smile. His problems are about to become everyone's problems because what's the point of everyone else if not to serve as his punching bags? Seriously.] I've never seen a music group attack their own audience before. It was really exciting, you know? I thought this planet had finally gotten something right. But there's not a single other band in this city with any sense for entertainment!

Not one of them is willing to take me on, let alone challenge their entire fanbase.

[This is so disappointing, you guys!! He'd thought all bands on Prismatica must have had the same mucho grande sized balls as BTSB, but it's just not true! You went and chased off Kamui's favorite new thing!]

If you all can't make a proper battle band, I'll have to do it for you.

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[foeyay]

[Aaaah, Sougo. The repetitive sound of filing and whetstones will be Kamui's much appreciated lullaby. ♥]

Ah, that's a good idea. I do know who to find. I never did get a chance to challenge that barky partner of yours. He was too busy at the concert.

[firstsaderesponder]

[When not working under the Shinsengumi, Sougo has the tendency to laze off. But he'll actually work hard and put in some effort into maintaining his sword, all for the chance at a rematch.

Sougo's face gradually falls into an expression of disappointment. That mayo fucker stealing the spotlight again...]

Eh, Hijikata-san, are you sure about him? He's easy pickings.

[foeyay]

I owed him, just a little, but I was able to pay him back right away.

[By not destroying the concert amphitheater and killing all the other concert goers in the process. Hijikata didn't even ask Kamui to do anything to return the favor; he asked him not to do anything. That supports everything Okita's saying about the dude, but on the other hand...]

A guy like him... [Kamui chuckles darkly.] Is always distracted. I wonder what he'd be like if someone removed all those distractions for him.

[firstsaderesponder]

I'm always trying to get payback on him. Get in line.

[From getting jealous over Hijikata to getting jealous over Kamui. Sougo, make up your mind. The bottom line is Sougo wants the most fun fights for himself, but the joy of killing Hijikata goes to him. God help Hijikata if Sougo and Kamui were to do anything together.]

He's not a fun opponent without all the distractions. He's just going through withdrawal. That's kind of fun too, though.

[Distractions for Hijikata could be a multitude of things (and Sougo is definitely one of the biggest ones) but Hijikata without his mayonnaise and cigarettes? A pathetic little man.]

[foeyay]

You two must be very close if you can share such valuable insights.

[Is Kamui trying to piss Okita off? Absolutely. But despite his choice diction, he's quite serious.]

If that's true, then you're right! It's your distractions I should take out first.

[Hijikata. Hijikata is the distraction.

Kamui is legitimately threatening to kill Hijikata before Okita can, just for a better fight with Okita. This is the most backwards shit talk ever.]

[firstsaderesponder]

Yeah, I guess we're close. That's not my fault, though.

[Hijikata LITERALLY just walked into his life and Sougo couldn't get rid of him ever since. And he tries so hard. Nevertheless, they do have a weird sort of kinship. If Kamui were to go after Hijikata for real, Sougo would protect that mayo bastard man.]

I kinda have to be close enough to him if I'm gonna kill him. [Duh.]

Like I said. Get in line.

[Clearly, these two idiots will turn anything into a fight. It looks like they're fighting to be the first to kill Hijikata. The real loser here....is Hijikata.]

[foeyay]

You'd better hurry then! [SMILE SMILE] I'm not feeling very patient.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sougo quickly grabs his bazooka. Yes, it was right there. Always by his side, ready.]

Got the message loud and clear.

[foeyay]

[Yay! Kamui's gotta grab a quick snack. It's show time.]