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[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

Sougo Okita | Gintama | Iris | un:supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

Sougo Okita, 18 (Iris)

sadist. dom. i like to see contorted faces in pain. message me if you're a masochist or like to be humiliated also down to fight at your own risk. i'll show you how tough a shinsengumi fighter can be.

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[herbmixing]

[ He is kinda cute, but: ]

Does that profile actually work on anyone?

[firstsaderesponder]

if it doesn't then they can't handle my sadism

[So basically, it hasn't. But he won't say that outright.]

[herbmixing]

Maybe...but usually I think a girl likes to be eased into that sort of thing. Or a guy.

[firstsaderesponder]

it's more fun if it's a surprise

[This is why you're a horrible dom, Sougo.]

[herbmixing]

Is that how it works?

[ Ya girl is Vanilla as Fuck. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[No, but does he really care?]

i wouldn't be saying it if it wasn't true

[machiavel]

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I didn’t know I was supposed to take your username seriously. Shall we team up?

[firstsaderesponder]

i'm always serious

[You're barely ever serious, Sougo, stop lying.]

eh, last time i remember you didn't want to buy a coffee for a cop. should i team up with someone who disrespects public servants like this

[machiavel]

I won’t buy coffee for an officer of the law, but a companion in odd proclivities is different.

[firstsaderesponder]

ok so another sadist

fair enough. i'm a sadist first

do you know of a guy named hijikata

[Hey, if there's another sadist here worth a damn, he's got to be able to make Hijikata miserable.]

[machiavel]

From the Shinsengumi?

[ he thinks he’s joking. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

yeah except his name is toshirou not toshizou

like how i'm sougo not souji

[Gintama characters tend to mess up kids in Japan on their history tests.]

he's here too. really fun to mess with

[arf]

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But that doesn't mean we can't be friends! You can be into whatever you want on the side, I won't judge.. I'm used to being around guys who fight all the time!

[ y'all have met once so taichi wants to befriend if he continues to get paid attention to. he has no idea what he's into but he's more just being that nerd who looks for friends on a dating app anyway.. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sougo doesn't need friends, he already has three.

But he's willing to have a group of reliable targets to mess with. Taichi gets the attention and wants to be friends...he's really like a puppy.]

i'm surprised you're not into weird shit too since you like pretending to be a dog

and what about those other guys, are you part of a fight club

[If there is, Sougo wants in. Even if he already broke the rules.]

[arf]

I'm into getting popular! Anything else is private!

[ And like, dirty magazines. But for what he's actually into in person he has no idea. He's still got his V-card. ]

Nah, that's my troupe back home.
Well, one guy is here but I'm trying to keep him out of trouble!

[ As if Taichi has any ability to do that whatsoever. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

getting popular isn't a kink.

[Sougo needs to stop being the kink police.]

are you sure you want to keep things private? maybe someone should find out your deepest darkest secrets and expose them to the world

but idk you seem to be into the dogplay to me

[ADMIT IT, TAISHI. Meanwhile Sougo here is also relatively inexperienced himself, he's just way too into sadism as a lifestyle.]

i'd be down to fight both you and him then if you give me chroma

[arf]

Well no! It's not. I don't have kinks! I mean I might but I don't know. I can't reveal that kind of stuff, or it'll cause a scandal! I don't want to be popular because of a sex tape or something!

[ No one popular has ever been open about having porn mags under his pillow! Though in reality he just wants to stare at boobs and muscles................... he's a very simple boy. Who could probably be talked into anything if he can be convinced it will increase his popularity... and he brings up sex tapes because that's the kind of things celebrities get in trouble for, right?? ]

I don't fight! I'm an actor!

[firstsaderesponder]

but you can get popular because of a sex tape. a scandal is still being popular. and a good source of humiliation

[A sex tape would be right, but Sougo knows there would be some people into that. He's also terrible and wants to be the devil's advocate here.]

what is an actor doing in a fight club

[hoasen]

...

[She wants to put a tick to support him but now she's thinking. THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT HONEST DESCRIPTION. (Then again there was that time at the party--)]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Meanwhile all he's getting on his end is an ellipses. Is that good or bad ellipses, Vietnam?]

are you gonna respond or not

i'm won't be this patient as a dom

[hoasen]

[He has to discover this. HE HAS TO DISCOVER IT.]

Are you suggesting that you want to be my dom?

[firstsaderesponder]

i'll dom anyone, but you're the one who commented on my profile

[Which was clearly the best profile, second only to his own fake Hijikata profile.]

[hoasen]

Out of curiosity!

[He was so straightfoward?!]

[firstsaderesponder]

well what do you wanna know then

[He won't mince words. What's the use in hiding his core character trait?]