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[cadeuces]

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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[hotproblems]

[Lorenz doesn't swipe, he just straight up DMs. Sir, he has questions about these images?? But,]

Is that what you two were getting up to the other day?

[you know... when he was screening Hilda's calls.... sorry gurl.]

[deerhearted]

[ Which images? ;) ]

As usual, we were causing trouble.
Apparently I was 'taking too long' with winning that stuffed horse for Marianne. Hilda's so impatient!

[ Did he encourage her to get in there? Maybe. ]

[hotproblems]

[You KNOW!!]

Did you win the horse in the end?

[Priorities-- look, Hilda is clearly no longer in a claw machine, so did Marianne get a horse?]

You jest, but getting someone stuck in a machine is actual trouble. This time.

[deerhearted]

[ use your big boy words!!!! ]

We did! Somehow. Marianne loved it.

I feel like we've done worse than get someone stuck in a claw machine.

[ They've probably done a war crime or two. ]

[hotproblems]

[no actually!!!!

and yes they've definitely probably all done a War Crime but these things happen, so--]

Lately? You've been busy, then.

[deerhearted]

Maybe lately, maybe not lately at all. That's for you to find out.

[ Sorry for all the grey hairs in the future, Lorenz. ]

[hotproblems]

I absolutely abhor surprises.

[Things Claude already knew for 500... let him rest.]

Have mercy. As a leader.

[deerhearted]

I'm sure there's a few surprises you've liked.

[ There's no rest for him. ]

I'll try to avoid any serious trouble. But you know, trouble likes to find me. It's attracted to my handsome face. 😉

[hotproblems]

I cannot think of a single one. Perhaps you can refresh my memory?

[Make his day, list some dumb shit they did at school. Hint: he has never rested in his life, ever.]

You should try to stay out of trouble entirely. But I know asking for that much is a fool's errand.

[deerhearted]

That one time I didn't cause trouble. That was a surprise, wasn't it?

[ Technically that counts. ]

Considering what happened last month, I think I may find myself in a bit of trouble once a month at the very least. Unwillingly, anyway. I promise all of my willingly trouble making will be mundane and boring.

[ Just don't see what he's growing in the community garden. ]

[hotproblems]

I promise I will be surprised when that day comes.

[it doesn't count. anyway, nosy mode engaged.]

What did happen last month? Something other than the singing incident?

[deerhearted]

Maybe I'll be good for your birthday.

Just the singing incident. With that cult and all. Stuff like that is technically trouble, right?

[hotproblems]

Oh? Will you? I have it writing now, you realize.

It's hardly trouble you caused...

[excused! you're welcome.]

[deerhearted]

I did say maybe. Maybe I'll be really annoying.

[ Maybe he'll control himself... ]

It's still trouble! Who knows what will happen this month. Something might happen that'll make me cause trouble, unwillingly!

[hotproblems]

I know you know how to behave yourself.

And again: you know how to behave yourself. You did make it through the singing incident.

[deerhearted]

You speak so highly of me! 🥺
I knew you had a soft spot for me. 🥺🥺

[hotproblems]

[oh my god must you and Hilda both spam these faces at him!!!]

Fishing for compliments is unbecoming, Claude.

[deerhearted]

[ He'll keep doing it!!! ]

Funny, you seemed all too willing to give me compliments last month.

[hotproblems]

Was I? I don't recall.

[deerhearted]

I think you were. I have a sharp memory.

[hotproblems]

Yes, you told me so many detailed accounts of you staying out of trouble completely just moments ago.

[deerhearted]

Technically I have stayed out of trouble!
You just keep focusing on all the times I haven't.

[ Smartass. ]

[hotproblems]

Somehow they stand out more strongly in my memory. Quite the mystery.

[deerhearted]

Because you focus on the bad too much! That's not good for your health.

[hotproblems]

I

I do not. This isn't going to be another "you don't have any fun" argument, is it?