VIDEO; un: robotman

[evilgrows]

There's some-- some easy solution to all of this, right? Surviving the cycle with your sanity intact? Something I'm overlooking? Am I too distracted?

[Dressed in a black tank top, Robotnik looks... well, stressed out, mostly. And weirdly translucent. And sweaty. Definitely moonblessing issues. His hair's a mess, his mustache isn't faring much better, and he's pacing back and forth judging by the movement of the screen. Of course, the obvious solution is staring him right in the face, but he's ignoring that right now.

He's not even sure why he's bothering with the network. He was intending to suffer in silence, get this over with, get back to what passes for normal around here. But he wants to talk to people. Since fucking when? People are the last thing he needs, ever, but especially now.

Iris, he's concluded over and over again, is indeed the worst.]

Barring the obvious, I mean. It's-- It's incredible. I thought-- I thought I could take it, thought I could handle it. Nothing stumps me like this. [He runs a hand through his hair.] Everything has been... inconclusive. Ridiculous! Inconclusive! Think about it! I can't figure it out! Me!

[He's babbling. But in his defense he's running through his first Iris cycle on the heels of having a serious fucking case of alien-mind-share-device-induced brain junk data. Shit's fucked.]

How the hell do you live like this?

[Yes, he's absolutely making way too big of a deal out of this but he doesn't care.

He'll care later, probably. He'll definitely care later. But not now.]

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[ocelthot]

What seems to be the trouble?

[This is said in the least sincere sounding tone imaginable.]

[evilgrows]

What isn't, [he mutters. He doesn't expect people to be sincere. He doesn't expect anything, really.

Still, he's answering. He made this post, now he has to lie in it.]

Iris. It's... a lot.

[ocelthot]

I've heard.

Were you waiting to see what hit you? Or did you hear you were dealing with Iris before hand?

[Him being the lucky fuck who gets to live his furry dreams only ends up eating his body weight in food and having to actively make an effort to not indulge his worst impulses.]

[evilgrows]

Waiting. Became obvious when it came up. I was really hoping it was Sanguis or something and just didn't show.

[Nope, no luck for him. Now he's having a bad time.]

Researched all the symptoms of course.

[ocelthot]

Every moon cycle has their own risks.
Sanguis sounds respectable on paper, but think of it in terms of how many punches you can take before you go down? How well you can handle yourself fighting bare handed? Or how well you can talk your way out of having acted on a random violent urge?

Then again, suppose there's never a bad reason to keep a handful of sedative on hand.

[evilgrows]

[How many punches? Oh, about one, total. Maybe he'd be a terrible Sanguis. But he's a terrible Iris too, far as he can tell.]

I can throw people if I have to, [he mutters.

Not that it matters anyway, because Sanguis he is not.]

So it's terrible for everybody, I get it.

[ocelthot]

[Cat moon is /obviously/ best moon.Ahahaha, nah, Robotnik would probably get chroma starved so fast.]

Of course the far larger risk is that if you're unfortunately, only a human, there's almost a guarantee of finding something or someone with some physically impossible power or strength you can't do much about no matter how strong you are or what weapons you have.

As I said though, never a bad reason to have sedatives on hand. Whether it's for yourself or someone else.

[evilgrows]

[He just grumbles at that, because no matter how much he tries to get around it, he is just a human. Or... whatever the fuck he is now.

Does this whole moonblessing count as a whole separate species?? Worth researching.

Anyway.]

Yes, I get it, you like sedatives. I'll keep that in mind just in case.

[He will, in fact, not.]

[ocelthot]

It'll do wonders for the bitching on the internet about being horny.

Especially since just fucking someone and getting it over with is clearly 'icky.'

[evilgrows]

And risk more damage to my brain than this moon thing's already done? Hard pass. You'll just have to endure my bitching for the time being.

And I prefer "painfully unnecessary."

[ocelthot]

You'd be surprised just how much you can do to a human brain before it's truly damaged.

Then again positive reinforcement has better results that than positive punishment, which is why denied instinct is always more exploitable than controlled instinct. Both of those things being why messing with engineers has been funny since the 60s.

[evilgrows]

I'm not taking any chances.

[A pause.]

Well, unfortunately, I'm beyond instinct, [he continues to insist, for some reason.]

[ocelthot]

If you were, you wouldn't be having this problem right now.

[Not actually true, but who cares.]

[evilgrows]

Simply... change-induced growing pains, that's all. I just have to... adjust.

[And complain about it a lot.]