text | un: smokingkills

[justttkidding]

What is the worst date you've ever been on?

I'll start: spent a whole night dancing and getting along with a redhead a few years ago. Thought she felt the same, but the night ended with her trying to drown me off a pier.

[ Um. ]


On second thought, perhaps that had been an assassination attempt from start to finish.

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text | un: blekksprut

[fuckinghysterical]

i guess on the bright side, if it was an assassination attempt, at least she went through an entire date with you before the assassination part. most people would probably just try to kill you from the start.

[justttkidding]

She certainly had class. If only that murder attempt hadn't ruined things between us. Maybe we could've had a real connection.

[fuckinghysterical]

how well did you two know each other before then? maybe you did have a good connection, but she was put in a situation where she had no choice.

[P R O J E C T I N G]

or maybe she just needed the money for taking you out, it's hard to say.

[justttkidding]

Oh, hardly at all; we met at a coffee shop two days prior.

In either case, I could hardly fault her. Assassination is a lucrative business.

[fuckinghysterical]

oh. then sorry to say that your guess was probably right. :(

i suppose so, depending on how valuable of a target you were. but i guess if she pulled out all the stops to get you on a date, then it must have been worth it.

[justttkidding]

Alas, sometimes being right leaves one feeling very poorly indeed.

Not to toot my own horn, but apparently I was quite valuable. I could understand the attempt.

[fuckinghysterical]

i guess it must feel at least a little good to know that people would even fake a date to get a chance to get their blood money off of you.

if your price got high enough, i'm sure there's probably some people out there that would actually date you. and probably not even try to kill you after! the thrill of it has to be appealing, at least.