text | un: smokingkills

[justttkidding]

What is the worst date you've ever been on?

I'll start: spent a whole night dancing and getting along with a redhead a few years ago. Thought she felt the same, but the night ended with her trying to drown me off a pier.

[ Um. ]


On second thought, perhaps that had been an assassination attempt from start to finish.

Comments

text, un: withfries

[protecttheweak]

Or she decided to kill you after dealing with you for the whole date.

text | un: druidic

[arrowroot]

I'm fairly certain that was an assassination attempt.

text - un: tsukuyo

[tsukky]

[ Tsukuyo doesn't usually respond to these types of messages but this person's username... ]

Maybe she secretly worked for Big Tobacco.

[ Who wants to see that username pop up on the network when you're enjoying a nice, relaxing and not at all toxic smoke? So inconsiderate. ]

text | un: blekksprut

[fuckinghysterical]

i guess on the bright side, if it was an assassination attempt, at least she went through an entire date with you before the assassination part. most people would probably just try to kill you from the start.

[boobytraps]

Sounds like a fun night! At least she was creative.

un: f, voice 4ever

[doggish]

It's the perhaps that's worrying, you know. Are you that awful a potential date?

[He's very dry, as a person.]

text; un:tangtang

[menaces]

wow it went so bad she didn't even manage to finish you off, huh?
hate it when that happens