text | un: smokingkills

[justttkidding]

What is the worst date you've ever been on?

I'll start: spent a whole night dancing and getting along with a redhead a few years ago. Thought she felt the same, but the night ended with her trying to drown me off a pier.

[ Um. ]


On second thought, perhaps that had been an assassination attempt from start to finish.

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text; un:tangtang

[menaces]

wow it went so bad she didn't even manage to finish you off, huh?
hate it when that happens

[justttkidding]

It was certainly an unfortunate night for her. Then again, my guess is she forgot to take my height into account alongside the flow of that current tide.

I do wonder if they ever found her.

[menaces]

rookie mistake
did you have good enough a time to go on a second date if she turned back up?