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[onehole]

What is your favorite number?

There are wrong answers.

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[onehole]

You guess?

[saezuru]

It's not a big deal to me.
I make sure to stay in shape for my job.
But I've been called that before, so it must be true.

[onehole]

Oh!
How cool.

... want to arm wrestle, sometime?

[saezuru]

[ Oh... he hasn't had anybody ask him to arm wrestle since that time Nanahara wound up eating dirt. That was fun. ]

Sure. Sounds fun.

[onehole]

Yay!

Where are you? We can do it now.

[ Ah. There's that social awkwardness. ]

[saezuru]

[ It's ok, Doumeki is awkward too. so it works out. ]

Sure, it's
Oh, wait
It's Sanguis right now so I might hurt you
Maybe when it's over?

[onehole]

Oh, hey.
Yeah.
I mean.
I guess.

[ It'd be fine. ]

Okay, we'll do it after.

[saezuru]

[ It's ok Doumeki feels bad cause he knows they were vibing ]

Later works.
Sorry.
I don't want to accidentally hurt you.

[onehole]

It's okay.
Some people want to not-so-accidentally hurt me.
So I'm glad you don't want to hurt me.
Haha.

[saezuru]

Why do they want to hurt you?

[ Do you need a bodyguard? Because, uh, Doumeki is taken, but he can make house calls if the price is right. ]

[onehole]

Well, not here.
Back home!
But as for why... I guess it was a difference in opinion.

[saezuru]

That tends to happen.
No one else from your home is here?

[ Plenty of people want to kill Yashiro too, it's probably fine. ]

[onehole]

I'm afraid not.
Or maybe yes?
I don't know?
I was very sheltered so???
You might be from my world?

[saezuru]

That's true.
Where are you from?

[onehole]

Tokyo, Japan.
You?

[saezuru]

The same place.
Shinjuku. You?

[onehole]

[ ........ a basement in a police-run building. ]

Kasumigaseki.

[ probably? ]

[saezuru]

That's close, but it's a big city.
I guess there's no real way to know.

[ There is, even Doumeki would have heard of him if they were from the same world. ]

[onehole]

Well.
There is one way.
There's been a string of murders.
Multiple serial killers have been showing up over the years.
Has anything like that happened in your world?

[saezuru]

No.

[ hmmm, you can't just ask somebody if they're a serial killer, right? ]

I would know if something like that happened.

[onehole]

[ work up to it! in friendship!! ]

Ah.

Then, I guess we aren't from the same world.
They were pretty famous.
I'm sure that you'd have heard of them.

Like, there was the "Face-Lifter." He cut off faces.

[ like he's gonna bring up his own name. :T ]

[saezuru]

[ someday............ ]

Wow. That's intense.
Good thing I'm not from your world.

[ Sorry, buddy, he's just saying it like it is. ]

[onehole]

[ he feels doumeki. ]

RIGHT?
That's way too intense for me!!
Anyway, he was captured few years ago.

But yeah, way too intense.

[saezuru]

[ Then again Doumeki is a yakuza who cut off his own finger without the proper precautions so like. Can he really judge?? ]

That's good.
It sounds like your world is more dangerous than mine.

[ Hello??? You are a yakuza?? Your boss got shot?? ]

[onehole]

Mm.
Yeah, I guess so.

[ He actually had to think about this??? Is it dangerous?? There've been 7 serial killers in like 3 years.... yeah, that's a lot bit....?? ]