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Arisugawa Dice | MC Dead or Alive ([personal profile] chronicgambler) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-06-08 07:41 pm

[video] A little commercial break...

[ooc: Please play the following before and during reading this post: Thank you.]

[The video opens on a bottle of expensive champagne, its glass tinted pink by the room it's in. A slow zoom-out into a pink-themed room follows. Music begins to play, and suddenly the image changes in time to the song, showing various things: a champagne tower, a booth full of smiling and laughing women with one handsome blonde man, a man with swept-back blue hair vibing in a fancy, twilit DJ booth…

Every time the club name is said, there's a strange echo… It's just kind of randomly peppered throughout the video over the background images, to be honest.]


It’s time to have the best night of your life!

Let us sweep you off your feet!

[The images keep changing with the music, various hosts here and there, the blonde winking at the camera cheekily, the blue-haired man lounging in a booth alone, looking somehow indecent in his relaxation... Other men, well-dressed with hands extended in greeting, follow that, a quick show of all the hosts available.]

Welcome, my little kittens! It is our duty to fill your life with joy and laughter, for tonight we throw a party to celebrate you!

At Sunset Host Club, you'll always roll high. Every host is a winning bet!

[Then finally, the blonde and the blue-haired man who keep appearing in the video show up one last time, sitting side by side on a plush sofa, legs attractively askew. They appear to be having a spirited conversation, but the blonde turns toward the camera for one last smile...]

We do more than give you a party. If you’re in need of companionship, tenderness, hosts of Sunset Host Club are here for you. It will be hard not to fall in love with us, isn’t that right, Dice?

Right, Hifumi! Every encounter is an opportunity to lose yourself in our world. That magical time just before nightfall...

Sunset Host Club: Where Your Dreams Become Reality!

Come one, come all, my beautiful cats! Join us at Sunset Host Club for an evening to remember! [Dramatic laughter.]


[ooc; Replies may be from Hifumi and/or Dice, the featured hosts. By the way, if your character has been to the host club, they may note that Dice isn't actually a host. He's the DJ. But he totally lost a bet, so IN THE CM HE GOES!]
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[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-06-09 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...is that an occupation at Host Clubs? He has no idea, he's never been to one. He's never heard his female students ever say stuff like "oh the DJ at that host club was so cute". ]

So wouldn't an ad for a host club include, you know, hosts? Are you that short-staffed?
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[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-06-09 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. Something like that.

But, I don't think you see the problem that's very obviously here. Or did your text with your fiance clear that up?
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[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-06-09 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're in an ad for hosts at a host club. You have a fiance. You're not a host, but this can give the impression that you are.

Hosts are intended to get a lot of popularity and attention.

You have a fiance.

Do you get it now?
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[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-06-09 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
What a typical clueless boyfriend reaction.

[ He has female students he cares for dearly, he's helped them with their boy problems and how they react to stress.

You fucked up Dice. ]
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[personal profile] glossophobia 2020-06-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I mean that's true, I don't. It's just something for you to keep in mind. Some partners would be okay with that sort of thing. Others wouldn't.

Some would pretend to be okay with it for the sake of not upsetting the other person.

Just make sure you know how he feels. Honestly.