[video] A little commercial break...

[chronicgambler]

[ooc: Please play the following before and during reading this post: Thank you.]

[The video opens on a bottle of expensive champagne, its glass tinted pink by the room it's in. A slow zoom-out into a pink-themed room follows. Music begins to play, and suddenly the image changes in time to the song, showing various things: a champagne tower, a booth full of smiling and laughing women with one handsome blonde man, a man with swept-back blue hair vibing in a fancy, twilit DJ booth…

Every time the club name is said, there's a strange echo… It's just kind of randomly peppered throughout the video over the background images, to be honest.]

It’s time to have the best night of your life!

Let us sweep you off your feet!

[The images keep changing with the music, various hosts here and there, the blonde winking at the camera cheekily, the blue-haired man lounging in a booth alone, looking somehow indecent in his relaxation... Other men, well-dressed with hands extended in greeting, follow that, a quick show of all the hosts available.]

Welcome, my little kittens! It is our duty to fill your life with joy and laughter, for tonight we throw a party to celebrate you!

At Sunset Host Club, you'll always roll high. Every host is a winning bet!

[Then finally, the blonde and the blue-haired man who keep appearing in the video show up one last time, sitting side by side on a plush sofa, legs attractively askew. They appear to be having a spirited conversation, but the blonde turns toward the camera for one last smile...]

We do more than give you a party. If you’re in need of companionship, tenderness, hosts of Sunset Host Club are here for you. It will be hard not to fall in love with us, isn’t that right, Dice?

Right, Hifumi! Every encounter is an opportunity to lose yourself in our world. That magical time just before nightfall...

Sunset Host Club: Where Your Dreams Become Reality!

Come one, come all, my beautiful cats! Join us at Sunset Host Club for an evening to remember! [Dramatic laughter.]


[ooc; Replies may be from Hifumi and/or Dice, the featured hosts. By the way, if your character has been to the host club, they may note that Dice isn't actually a host. He's the DJ. But he totally lost a bet, so IN THE CM HE GOES!]

Comments

Video | un: passingtreasure

[600kanandscrolls]

[Daihannya is looking so amused as he sits in his office. His fox ears are fully up as he decides to respond in.]

What a nice advertisement. Though I worry about falsehood since one of you isn't a host.

text. un: phantom

[yumenope]

It won’t just be yourself you’ll be losing in that world~ Close your legs, Dear Host.

( OKAY THAT WAS A HARD TEN. HELP. he isn’t really that upset but he’s on text to avoid the character development (tm) known as dealing with jealousy. it isn’t like dice didnt clear this with him. it’s just a very large exaggeration. )

(video ) un: WISDOM

[glossophobia]

No one asked for this display of yowling tomcats.

Video, UN: evil_monk

[punkmonk]

[Kuko recognized Hifumi, he heard somewhere that he was a host, so that wasn't strange. What was strange was seeing Dice as a host. He laughed when the video finished he laughed.]

So this is what you guys do when you're not rapping.

text, un: mafuyu

[restringing]

[Well, this is. Certainly something. And there's only one explanation for it...]

Dice
Did you lose another bet

text| un: Catpurrcino

[chainlinks]

Kitten?

[There a lot to unwind about this but this is apparently important.]

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

looks like you both have been busy

you know, i've never been, but maybe i will this time

text | un: copycat

[plagiarisms]

A host club is a good idea for this place. Good luck on your business endeavours.

[He never thought he'd praise host clubs, but given that people need Chroma and the people you meet and grow to trust can vanish in an instant...it's actually a good business model for this world.]

video; un: CrazyM

[grylls]

[ Here's something that he still hasn't figured out. Like he's not going to a host club because that's just not his scene, but after a while he just has to ask.. ]

Why cats?

[ why are they all his kitties... ]

[Text, un: bigd]

[denudate]

[ What even is this. ]

What kind of companionship do you offer, exactly?

text; un: DOPPO

[tigridias]

[ the boyfriend... is having some very uncomfortable feelings of jealousy for the first time. ]

I thought you guys were already doing very well.