[video] A little commercial break...

[chronicgambler]

[ooc: Please play the following before and during reading this post: Thank you.]

[The video opens on a bottle of expensive champagne, its glass tinted pink by the room it's in. A slow zoom-out into a pink-themed room follows. Music begins to play, and suddenly the image changes in time to the song, showing various things: a champagne tower, a booth full of smiling and laughing women with one handsome blonde man, a man with swept-back blue hair vibing in a fancy, twilit DJ booth…

Every time the club name is said, there's a strange echo… It's just kind of randomly peppered throughout the video over the background images, to be honest.]

It’s time to have the best night of your life!

Let us sweep you off your feet!

[The images keep changing with the music, various hosts here and there, the blonde winking at the camera cheekily, the blue-haired man lounging in a booth alone, looking somehow indecent in his relaxation... Other men, well-dressed with hands extended in greeting, follow that, a quick show of all the hosts available.]

Welcome, my little kittens! It is our duty to fill your life with joy and laughter, for tonight we throw a party to celebrate you!

At Sunset Host Club, you'll always roll high. Every host is a winning bet!

[Then finally, the blonde and the blue-haired man who keep appearing in the video show up one last time, sitting side by side on a plush sofa, legs attractively askew. They appear to be having a spirited conversation, but the blonde turns toward the camera for one last smile...]

We do more than give you a party. If you’re in need of companionship, tenderness, hosts of Sunset Host Club are here for you. It will be hard not to fall in love with us, isn’t that right, Dice?

Right, Hifumi! Every encounter is an opportunity to lose yourself in our world. That magical time just before nightfall...

Sunset Host Club: Where Your Dreams Become Reality!

Come one, come all, my beautiful cats! Join us at Sunset Host Club for an evening to remember! [Dramatic laughter.]


[ooc; Replies may be from Hifumi and/or Dice, the featured hosts. By the way, if your character has been to the host club, they may note that Dice isn't actually a host. He's the DJ. But he totally lost a bet, so IN THE CM HE GOES!]

Comments

Video | un: passingtreasure

[600kanandscrolls]

[Daihannya is looking so amused as he sits in his office. His fox ears are fully up as he decides to respond in.]

What a nice advertisement. Though I worry about falsehood since one of you isn't a host.

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[chronicgambler]

Ehh... [He sounds and looks deflated.] I know one of the other hosts was supposed to do it, but I lost a bet! So I said I'd do the voiceover! I didn't know somebody was creepin' on me and filming...

text. un: phantom

[yumenope]

It won’t just be yourself you’ll be losing in that world~ Close your legs, Dear Host.

( OKAY THAT WAS A HARD TEN. HELP. he isn’t really that upset but he’s on text to avoid the character development (tm) known as dealing with jealousy. it isn’t like dice didnt clear this with him. it’s just a very large exaggeration. )

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[chronicgambler]

oi
u know im not like that babe!!!

[He definitely said "FUCK" out loud, very very loudly, when he got this.]

(video ) un: WISDOM

[glossophobia]

No one asked for this display of yowling tomcats.

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[chronicgambler]

[Oi sir.










He likes cats.]

Don't talk shit about cats!

Video, UN: evil_monk

[punkmonk]

[Kuko recognized Hifumi, he heard somewhere that he was a host, so that wasn't strange. What was strange was seeing Dice as a host. He laughed when the video finished he laughed.]

So this is what you guys do when you're not rapping.

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[chronicgambler]

Hey man, work's work! I gotta keep busy!

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[champagnetower]

What does this mean? Of course it is! I was a host before I was a rapper, you know!

[Hifumi just assumes everyone knows at this point. He's #1 host! .... In Shinjuku where they aren't... Listen he's still #1 and popular in his mind.]

text, un: mafuyu

[restringing]

[Well, this is. Certainly something. And there's only one explanation for it...]

Dice
Did you lose another bet

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[chronicgambler]

yep

[Bro, you know him too well.]

text| un: Catpurrcino

[chainlinks]

Kitten?

[There a lot to unwind about this but this is apparently important.]

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[champagnetower]

My precious little kitten.
My beautiful kitty cat.
Do you want more, lovely one?


[He is out of control!]

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[chronicgambler]

he said it not me i just want the record 2 show that i love cats but ppl are not cats

usually

i mean here some ppl are cats sometimes im a cat sometimes but im not a cat just cat ears and like a tail u get me?

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

looks like you both have been busy

you know, i've never been, but maybe i will this time

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[chronicgambler]

jj bro!! we got some good guys thats what im told so come on out ill play a special song in ur honor

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[champagnetower]

I'm always busy!
There is always much to be done ✰

text | un: copycat

[plagiarisms]

A host club is a good idea for this place. Good luck on your business endeavours.

[He never thought he'd praise host clubs, but given that people need Chroma and the people you meet and grow to trust can vanish in an instant...it's actually a good business model for this world.]

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[champagnetower]

Thank you kindly!
It is a great business for a place like this!
It's nice that everyone gets something out of it aside from a good time and the idea of companionship!

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[chronicgambler]

thanks! not much a host but i want the club to do ok so i have a job lol

[But like... a host club really is kind of a genius model here, isn't it?]

video; un: CrazyM

[grylls]

[ Here's something that he still hasn't figured out. Like he's not going to a host club because that's just not his scene, but after a while he just has to ask.. ]

Why cats?

[ why are they all his kitties... ]

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[champagnetower]

[Oho! Riou asking the real questions!]

Because they're beautiful and elegant! They have a certain air about them that makes them so fascinating!

[He says this as if it was an amazing answer.]

Don't get me wrong! I love dogs and puppies too, but they're more known for enjoying the simpler things in life, such as time playing in the mud and getting into messes.

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[chronicgambler]

I mean... Personally, I like cats, but Hifumi's got this whole-ass thing with calling people kittens and, man, like... There are cat ears goin' on here sometimes but I dunno about it...

[Dice has cats though do you want to see more pics Riou......]

[Text, un: bigd]

[denudate]

[ What even is this. ]

What kind of companionship do you offer, exactly?

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[champagnetower]

Talking all night long about anything you want!
Anything at all!
I give you the reassurance and praise you need.
Or if you're a bit more tough, I can scold you when it's necessary.
We can talk about your hopes and dreams, and the things in life that have got you down.
After a few drinks, things can get cuddly too, if that's what you like.

text; un: DOPPO

[tigridias]

[ the boyfriend... is having some very uncomfortable feelings of jealousy for the first time. ]

I thought you guys were already doing very well.

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[champagnetower]

Doppokun!
We are doing well!
But it doesn't hurt to get new faces that may have just arrived!
It's not fair to leave them out of the party!