[video] A little commercial break...

[chronicgambler]

[ooc: Please play the following before and during reading this post: Thank you.]

[The video opens on a bottle of expensive champagne, its glass tinted pink by the room it's in. A slow zoom-out into a pink-themed room follows. Music begins to play, and suddenly the image changes in time to the song, showing various things: a champagne tower, a booth full of smiling and laughing women with one handsome blonde man, a man with swept-back blue hair vibing in a fancy, twilit DJ booth…

Every time the club name is said, there's a strange echo… It's just kind of randomly peppered throughout the video over the background images, to be honest.]

It’s time to have the best night of your life!

Let us sweep you off your feet!

[The images keep changing with the music, various hosts here and there, the blonde winking at the camera cheekily, the blue-haired man lounging in a booth alone, looking somehow indecent in his relaxation... Other men, well-dressed with hands extended in greeting, follow that, a quick show of all the hosts available.]

Welcome, my little kittens! It is our duty to fill your life with joy and laughter, for tonight we throw a party to celebrate you!

At Sunset Host Club, you'll always roll high. Every host is a winning bet!

[Then finally, the blonde and the blue-haired man who keep appearing in the video show up one last time, sitting side by side on a plush sofa, legs attractively askew. They appear to be having a spirited conversation, but the blonde turns toward the camera for one last smile...]

We do more than give you a party. If you’re in need of companionship, tenderness, hosts of Sunset Host Club are here for you. It will be hard not to fall in love with us, isn’t that right, Dice?

Right, Hifumi! Every encounter is an opportunity to lose yourself in our world. That magical time just before nightfall...

Sunset Host Club: Where Your Dreams Become Reality!

Come one, come all, my beautiful cats! Join us at Sunset Host Club for an evening to remember! [Dramatic laughter.]


[ooc; Replies may be from Hifumi and/or Dice, the featured hosts. By the way, if your character has been to the host club, they may note that Dice isn't actually a host. He's the DJ. But he totally lost a bet, so IN THE CM HE GOES!]

Comments

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[chronicgambler]

[Oi sir.










He likes cats.]

Don't talk shit about cats!

[glossophobia]

Sorry, it's unfair of me to insult an animal, even if you two clearly look like you're stupid in heat like one.

disaster

[chronicgambler]

Whoa! If I looked even a little bit horny, it's 'cause I was textin' my fiance and they didn't tell me they were recording me! I'm not even a host!

embarrassing tbh

[glossophobia]

You con artists sure are everywhere, aren't you?

The business is Sunset Host Club, yeah? I'll alert the manager so you're immediately removed from the payroll.

sobbing

[chronicgambler]

Haaaaah??? What for? I do my job! Why're you callin' me a con?

[glossophobia]

You're not a host. What do you even do?

[chronicgambler]

I work at the club! I'm the DJ! I spin tracks so people can dance and talk without people hearin'.

[glossophobia]

[ ...is that an occupation at Host Clubs? He has no idea, he's never been to one. He's never heard his female students ever say stuff like "oh the DJ at that host club was so cute". ]

So wouldn't an ad for a host club include, you know, hosts? Are you that short-staffed?

[chronicgambler]

[It is at THIS very unique host club.]

Actually... It was just supposed'ta be Hifumi, but then I lost a bet with somebody and they said the loser had to do the voiceover...

[glossophobia]

Ah, I see. Something like that.

But, I don't think you see the problem that's very obviously here. Or did your text with your fiance clear that up?

[chronicgambler]

Uh... I don't get what you're sayin', dude. What's the problem? It's just a commercial.

[glossophobia]

You're in an ad for hosts at a host club. You have a fiance. You're not a host, but this can give the impression that you are.

Hosts are intended to get a lot of popularity and attention.

You have a fiance.

Do you get it now?

[chronicgambler]

...Yeah, but I told him about losing the bet and he was cool with it!

[DO NOT make him question this.


He's questioning this. He's looking mortified.]

[glossophobia]

What a typical clueless boyfriend reaction.

[ He has female students he cares for dearly, he's helped them with their boy problems and how they react to stress.

You fucked up Dice. ]

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[champagnetower]

[Hifumi is cracking up over this particular comment. He can't disagree!]

Ha! Of course we do! What good is a host club if we don't look ready to take on clients!

[glossophobia]

At least you're self-aware. And if there was ever a better venue for a host club, I doubt anything tops a place where physical touch earns you money.

[ The only other better alternative being, ya know, prostitution. ]

[champagnetower]

Correct! Countless guests absolutely come to take advantage of this opportunity! This place honestly makes host clubs more of a fair exchange, since both host and client get fulfillment out of it for this reason!

[He claps his hands together excitedly with a laugh.]

It's fascinating, isn't it? I'm sure a masseuse also gets more out of their careers than they did back home!

[glossophobia]

[ It's not as fascinating as it is sad but he's not one to judge what someone does for a living, as long as they're happy. ]

I never put any thought into that last one, actually. You've got a good point.

[champagnetower]

I've decided from here forward I will be sure to mention this to new arrivals. Being new is difficult, and all you hear about are the weird things!

[He makes a fist of determination and holds it up!!]

"Hello new kittens! Here's how to get chroma rich fast!"

[glossophobia]

I don't really get the need to refer to customers as "kittens"... but then again I'm not the target audience here.

[champagnetower]

Maybe you aren't now, but who is to say you won't be in the future?

[Hifumi smirks and raises a brow.]

You might find yourself in great need of fun conversation and chroma some day!

[glossophobia]

[ Ah. Damn, he has a point. Rosho's gotten more used to holding people's hands and stuff like that, but Sasara spends chroma like crazy, which means Rosho has to help provide for him, and then that gets him low on chroma.

And he hasn't even had his first moonphase yet so he has no idea how that'll turn out. ]

I get badgered for conversations on a regular basis so I have that covered. Not saying that they're fun. [ Sick burn, says the man in love with a stupid comedian. ]

But... um. Okay, so, if by some crazy chance I do need chroma, how does that work? At your club. Purely out of curiosity, ya know?

[champagnetower]

It depends on what you like!

[He holds up an index finger, and adds a finger for each point.]

One way clients do this is shoulder touching during conversation. This is popular as some come even when they're not completely comfortable being in a host club, but know it's good for chroma. Two, those who are less shy like linking arms or holding hands. Hugging is pretty normal as well. Three, depending on how comfortable client and host are with each other, things can continue outside of the host club, if you know what I mean.

[He gives a little wink!]

[glossophobia]

[ Well all of that certainly makes a lot of sense. Rosho doesn't know much about host clubs to begin with but he could imagine even with an establishment intended to cater to people who want companionship, you'd need a set sort of rules, just for the comfort and safety of the hosts. In a place where physical touch is of benefit to everyone, you can bend those rules, just a little.

But Rosho isn't exactly expecting that last part, the part that he is mostly definitely sure means these continued outside activities mean sex. ]

Wait, that's not allowed, is it? Relations outside of work? I mean, sure it's out of work, so you don't have rules you need to follow, and I've heard things from other people before but I thought they were just joking. You... uh, you personally don't do that sort of thing, do you? That can be really dangerous, yeah?

[champagnetower]

It's only not allowed in the host club! It's against the rules, but there are always hosts who take it outside of the club regularly.

[Dangerous, phew. Hifumi can't help but think man, if only Rosho knew about the kinds of stuff he has dealt with. He's in host mode though, so he continues on with a smile and carries on.]

I won't lie, I did in the beginning! Not as of late, however.