[Video]

[burnwithawesome]

[Johnny starts up the video function and doesn’t waste much time before speaking.]

So I’m gonna be opening a combination Bakery and Ice Cream shop later this month called-

[He shoots a tiny stream of fire from his finger and into the air in front of the video. Most of it fades away but there are flaming letters that spell out “Tipsy Treats” that hangs in mid-air for a bit before vanishing..]

Tipsy Treats. If you like alcohol in your ice cream or baked goods, be sure to stop by. We’ll have non-alcoholic stuff too. You’ll be able to find us on level 3 once we’ve opened up.

That aside, the name’s Johnny Storm. Entrepreneur here, world famous superhero back home.

[A pause]

I guess sort of an entrepreneur there too. I had so many businesses paying me with many more lined up to get their logo on my costume. Paid appearances, commercials, the works. Man, it was a thing of beauty. It really pays to know how to market yourself.

[That’s probably one of the few things he misses about home.]

But that’s enough about me for now. This sort of serves as my introduction on this here since I haven’t made an entry before. Talk to me about you all. What’s your names, what do you do for non-sexual fun, suggestions for Tipsy Treat menu items, anything. I’m mostly all ears.

⏪ text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

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[TEXT] 002: is this Gemütlichkeit [un: kaiserschmarrn]

[edle_gestalt]

Greetings. I will keep this short, with two inquiries.

1. For those of you saddled with deer features every month, do your antlers fall off at the end, or do they just disappear? If they fall off, what do you do with them?

2. Would anyone be interested in antler-themed home decor? I've noticed that rustic sort of look is rather fashionable now. I have one set in my own apartment balcony garden for climbing plants, but I could also offer:

-centerpieces
-tie or coat racks
-wall hangings
-candelabras
-wine bottle stoppers
-jewelry

If anyone is interested or wants to request another use, please contact me to discuss pricing, dependent upon size and time taken to sand and apply sealant. With holidays approaching in the next few months I think perhaps they would add a nice, cozy touch to the home for happy gatherings.

Thank you and good day.