⏪ text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

your preferred hangover remedies
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un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

Looking at the receipts for all the stuff I bought over the past couple of days.

That'd sober anybody up in an instant.

[teaserving]

i personally have no regrets
do you?

un: steinbeck

[graftage]

A cup of coffee works for me. Honestly, just drinking lots of water helps a lot, too.

[teaserving]

been doing water
hate coffee

un: 4agoodtime

[garb4ge]

The trick is just to never get completely sober until someone can knock you unconscious for a while

[teaserving]

clearly i need someone to knock me the fuck out then

un: reaper

[coinflipped]

more alcohol

[teaserving]

now this guy knows what he's talking about

un: hierophant

[trivialpursuit]

Eat bread?

[he prisgoogled "best hangover cure" like a true friend]

[teaserving]

this includes me needing to go to the store
life is awful why did they bring me back for this bullshit

un: crossz

[polypeptide]

Raw eggs.

[lifehacker]

doesn't that give you samnella or whatever it's called
you'll stop having a hangover when you're shitting yourself to death

un: redbaron

[ambitionburns]

A proper, greasy breakfast and a cup of black coffee.
Though a preemptive solution to avoid hangovers is to drink enough water before you pass out.

[teaserving]

sounds kind of pukey
but ill keep it in mind

yeah i usually drink until i dont remember shit so
not helpful for me
you're technically correct but not for me

un: strawberryshortcake

[lifehacker]

battle to the death on a rooftop
or dying

[teaserving]

so
die or die

[badluckblues]

just stay drunk

[teaserving]

you got me there

un: nyerd

[pidgeypidge]

Not getting drunk enough to suffer a hangover.

[foolishjustice]

+1

un; firecrotch

[witchwithoutacause]

protein. caffeine. more alcohol. giving up on life until it goes away.

[teaserving]

i'm definitely a master at the last one

un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

A long bath and coconut water always helps.

[teaserving]

what if you bathed in coconut water

un; reine

[studdedcouncilprez]

minimal movement, rest, a pain reliever, water, and a bouillon-rich soup

[teaserving]

this is
some legit advice
huh

okay thanks??

[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

not getting drunk in the first place

[teaserving]

oh shit look at this unique suggestion

un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

[Swear to God Abbacchio.]

Ta'ameyya. Plenty of them. Do you want me to make you some?

[teaserving]

what the fuck is that
i mean
sure??

un: mercy (original, I know)

[cadeuces]

Are you hungover now, by chance?
There's an IV mixture I could toss together to help; it's fairly instantaneous, as it's a direct infusion of various fluids, vitamins, and nutrients to help flush your system and re-balance you.
It will help with the aches, both body and head and otherwise.

[teaserving]

what gave it away

better than raw eggs
count me in doctor

[fireface]

Abstinence.

[teaserving]

god there are so many of you with a stick up your ass huh

un. goldilocks

[tropism]

[ he feels bad! ]

Are you dying? Can I come visit?

[teaserving]

i know what dying's like i'm not dying

ugh fine everyone else is saying hello anyway

( text | un: sweetie )

[retrorsum]

Adventure.

[teaserving]

sounds like work
what kind of adventure

un: Kreuzritter

[hammernhasslehoff]

Chewing coffee beans.

[teaserving]

well that's at least guaranteed to kick you awake
do chocolate covered beans count