trivialpursuit: (imagine if i tried)

[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Bread crimes, I suppose.

[Is he actually going to go out and spend his own chroma on a loaf of bread for this whiner? Yes he is. It's sourdough because Abbacchio is sour. He will arrive with the bread... shortly.]
trivialpursuit: (i want my money back dw)

[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[yes that is precisely what he means

Anyway, here's what's happening in Kakyoin's day: he paid real money to take bread to Abbacchio, half to sass him some more and half because he knows no other way to demonstrate giving a shit about someone's overt drinking problem, and what should happen but!!! He gets to stare right at Abbacchio's Stand!!!

NICE be cool kakyoin]


Oh— hi. [He holds up. The bread.]
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[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[the bread has been got, all gamers can rest easy now

Kakyoin would like to just stand around and stare at Moody Blues now, actually... No, he's coming in, and dares give the Hot Topic reject zone a cursory glance before deciding this is exactly what he expected.

Yep... this is a situation...]


I said I would. It's legal bread, too.
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[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Pretend I stole it. Or pretend it was made using illegally imported flour from the desert, or something.

[Lucky for Abbacchio, sourdough is actually the best bread and he is very welcome for this generosity.

god that's a hideous lamp]


Do you usually have your Stand feed you bread?
trivialpursuit: (comparatively wee man)

[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[it's terrible]

Can't be, or you wouldn't have needed someone to get you any.

[And yet this is still a cool Stand meeting, bread feeding aside... check out that neat Stand... hell yes.....]
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[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good, Kakyoin was already raising a knowing eyebrow. Real tea... his favorite kind.]

Sure. And that's real bread, for the record.

[Like, he bought it at a store, but for the sake of the bit it has to be said.]
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[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He has to sit on the Hot Topic couch? He's going to leave this place a few degrees more goth than he entered, isn't he... the risks one must take.

Or: he will just sit on the couch like a normal person does. Maybe consider the spiky lamp while he waits. Or these many empty bottles.]


So.

[SO......HOW U BEEN]

Rough day?
trivialpursuit: (the sound of gently stirred mac n cheese)

[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[At least slice the bread, heathen.

Kakyoin considers, and decides he is already here, so.]


How shitty, exactly?
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[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[slice the bread you asshole

anyway....a certified 20 huh. extra rough.]


Was this before or after you sent those messages the other day?

[or: how long has this particular sad drunk episode lasted??]
trivialpursuit: (game show buzzer noise)

[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-11 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[meet him in the bakery for an ass kicking]

Hmm. Alright, I'll just come out and ask: what was the news about?
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[personal profile] trivialpursuit 2019-09-15 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Why does it always come back to being dead. Actually, that's not really much of a surprise, but Kakyoin thinks it anyway. Surely, being dead should be the thing that gives a person a break.]

Neither was I— the only one, that is. But I wasn't the first.

[And he's honestly not sure about, uh, everybody's respective time-based perspectives, so he doesn't want to think about it. Still: once again, against all odds, he gets it.]

If I uncover the secret to making it any easier, I'll let you know.