⏪ text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

your preferred hangover remedies
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un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

Looking at the receipts for all the stuff I bought over the past couple of days.

That'd sober anybody up in an instant.

un: steinbeck

[graftage]

A cup of coffee works for me. Honestly, just drinking lots of water helps a lot, too.

un: 4agoodtime

[garb4ge]

The trick is just to never get completely sober until someone can knock you unconscious for a while

un: reaper

[coinflipped]

more alcohol

[teaserving]

i personally have no regrets
do you?

[teaserving]

been doing water
hate coffee

[teaserving]

clearly i need someone to knock me the fuck out then

[teaserving]

now this guy knows what he's talking about

[doreimi]

I have shoes with butterfly wings on them, what do YOU think?

[coinflipped]

damn straight i do. if you got a hangover that bad, you don't cure it, you drink more until it goes away. then maybe drink some water after so it's not so bad next time.

besides, who's ever heard of a 'hungover pirate'? sounds pretty lame.

[teaserving]

that it was a good fucking time but now you need more cuddle bucks huh

[teaserving]

i dunno what pirates got to do with it but cool i guess im gonna drink more

un: hierophant

[trivialpursuit]

Eat bread?

[he prisgoogled "best hangover cure" like a true friend]

[doreimi]

Yup, and you know what THAT means.

Mooooooooooore hours with Chef Tony.

[teaserving]

this includes me needing to go to the store
life is awful why did they bring me back for this bullshit

[teaserving]

FUCK

[trivialpursuit]

You don't have any bread at home? It's a staple.

[doreimi]

Is that a curse or an alternative revenue suggestion?

[teaserving]

i have a job as a fry cook i dont wanna make anything at home

[teaserving]

A CURSELKhfdsl
i was not suggesting you fuck someone
that is not any of my business
unless they're an asshole and i need to beat the shit out of them for you

[trivialpursuit]

You can also just eat bread plain, you know. It's allowed.

[teaserving]

oh thank god i wont break any bread laws bread police wont bust down my door and arrest me for bread crimes

[trivialpursuit]

There is a whole literary experience about bread crimes. They made it a play.

Do you want me to get you some bread.

[doreimi]

HA HA did you just get really flustered? HA! :P

C'mon, what makes you think I'd date a jerk, anyway?

[teaserving]

look at you and your fancy facts
did they make it into an opera or a musical

yes please