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[teaserving]

your preferred hangover remedies
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[teaserving]

this includes me needing to go to the store
life is awful why did they bring me back for this bullshit

[trivialpursuit]

You don't have any bread at home? It's a staple.

[teaserving]

i have a job as a fry cook i dont wanna make anything at home

[trivialpursuit]

You can also just eat bread plain, you know. It's allowed.

[teaserving]

oh thank god i wont break any bread laws bread police wont bust down my door and arrest me for bread crimes

[trivialpursuit]

There is a whole literary experience about bread crimes. They made it a play.

Do you want me to get you some bread.

[teaserving]

look at you and your fancy facts
did they make it into an opera or a musical

yes please

[trivialpursuit]

Well, I am a student.
Musical.

🍞

[Ha Ha Ha]

You never told me your address.

[teaserving]

hey now
i went to school
graduated even

if you're talking about les mis i know that one everybody knows that one

you sassy son of a bitch

[he's kind of amused by that though]

ugh if you insist

[he does reluctantly give his address]

[trivialpursuit]

I didn't.

[Ha Ha Ha but alright let's not get into that online.]

Of course it's Les Mis. How many bread crimes in literature do you know about?

I get to pick the type of bread.

[the price for calling him sassy, which he is]

[teaserving]

that's pretty much the only one i can think of
but also you're from japan so i don't know what you learn there

ugggh fine
brat

[trivialpursuit]

Bread crimes, I suppose.

[Is he actually going to go out and spend his own chroma on a loaf of bread for this whiner? Yes he is. It's sourdough because Abbacchio is sour. He will arrive with the bread... shortly.]

[teaserving]

you're so fucking hilarious

[whiner dont you mean WINER

Anyway, whenever Kakyoin decides to get around to stopping by, Abbacchio isn't even the one to greet him by the door. It's Moody Blues, tilting his head curiously.]

[trivialpursuit]

[yes that is precisely what he means

Anyway, here's what's happening in Kakyoin's day: he paid real money to take bread to Abbacchio, half to sass him some more and half because he knows no other way to demonstrate giving a shit about someone's overt drinking problem, and what should happen but!!! He gets to stare right at Abbacchio's Stand!!!

NICE be cool kakyoin]

Oh— hi. [He holds up. The bread.]

[teaserving]

[Very slowly, Moody Blues lifts a hand, as if to say "hey" before opening the door more for Kakyoin. He does take the bread, bowing his head a little.

The Stand trails into the apartment, leaving the door open to invite Kakyoin in.

The apartment isn't horrible, but it definitely is a bachelor pad of Hot Topic puked everywhere. There are a few empty wine bottles next to Abbacchio, who's sitting on his couch nursing a headache. At least he did apparently get himself some water, but he still looks miserable.

Abbacchio sees his Stand with the bread, then peers around at Kakyoin.]

Huh. You really brought some.

[got that bread, gamer]

[trivialpursuit]

[the bread has been got, all gamers can rest easy now

Kakyoin would like to just stand around and stare at Moody Blues now, actually... No, he's coming in, and dares give the Hot Topic reject zone a cursory glance before deciding this is exactly what he expected.

Yep... this is a situation...]

I said I would. It's legal bread, too.

[teaserving]

Damn, you didn't even steal it. It won't taste as good now.

[glad to not disappoint with his taste in decor. the table lamp even has studs and spikes on it.

anyway. moody blues is holding out the bread while abbacchio is grumbling and taking it. he does not, at least, seem to care it's sour dough. he probably even likes it.]

[trivialpursuit]

Pretend I stole it. Or pretend it was made using illegally imported flour from the desert, or something.

[Lucky for Abbacchio, sourdough is actually the best bread and he is very welcome for this generosity.

god that's a hideous lamp]

Do you usually have your Stand feed you bread?

[teaserving]

I guess I'll have to.

[his lamp is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL how dare you]

Oh yeah, that's his Stand power. Feeds me bread.

[trivialpursuit]

[it's terrible]

Can't be, or you wouldn't have needed someone to get you any.

[And yet this is still a cool Stand meeting, bread feeding aside... check out that neat Stand... hell yes.....]

[teaserving]

Not true. He needs bread to be present to feed me with it. I didn't say he was a useful Stand.

[Abbacchio rubs his forehead, plucking at the loaf.]

Making some tea. You want any?

[Pause, then a faint smirk.] Real tea. Just so we're clear.

[trivialpursuit]

[Oh good, Kakyoin was already raising a knowing eyebrow. Real tea... his favorite kind.]

Sure. And that's real bread, for the record.

[Like, he bought it at a store, but for the sake of the bit it has to be said.]

[teaserving]

Oh thank god, you didn't shit in it.

[At the very least, that's the closest to jovial he's felt in awhile.

It takes a bit of effort, but Abbacchio finally stands. Moody Blues fades back to where all Stands go when they aren't being used while he gets some water ready for tea.]

I guess sit and make yourself comfortable.

[Not that he has much to offer, but if Kakyoin's staying for tea, what else can he do.]

[trivialpursuit]

[He has to sit on the Hot Topic couch? He's going to leave this place a few degrees more goth than he entered, isn't he... the risks one must take.

Or: he will just sit on the couch like a normal person does. Maybe consider the spiky lamp while he waits. Or these many empty bottles.]

So.

[SO......HOW U BEEN]

Rough day?

[teaserving]

Rough life.

[He leans against the wall, waiting for the kettle to boil. IT'S AWFUL. WAITING.]

But yeah, I got some... fresh shitty news. So. [Abbacchio shrugs helplessly. He knows himself, he knew exactly what he was going to do and that he was going to wake up feeling like shit. So here he is, picking at sourdough bread and nibbling at it.]