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[teaserving]

your preferred hangover remedies
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[doreimi]

HA HA did you just get really flustered? HA! :P

C'mon, what makes you think I'd date a jerk, anyway?

[teaserving]

how dare you mock me in my weakened state

you hang out with me for example

[doreimi]

Teasing you and mocking you are two different things!

Anyway you're not a jerk and I'm pretty sure those aren't dates so it's kind of apples and oranges, isn't it?

[teaserving]

this is mockery
horrible

i am definitely a jerk
not dates but i'm just saying you have a high tolerance for people

[doreimi]

HA HA.

Well, I used to be a babysitter so it kind of comes with the territory. It takes a lot of patience to get through the day when the kid you're watching decides to eat EVERY BUG he finds in the garden.

[teaserving]

IN MY TIME OF NEED REIMI

i think i somehow missed the part that you were a babysitter
but this explains a lot

[doreimi]

Oh, okay, fine, how should I support you in your time of need? Want me to come put you down for a nap? :P

Yup! We didn't have a Chef Tony in Morioh and I couldn't have had that kind of job while I was in school anyway. But my cute shoes weren't going to buy themselves! So sometimes I'd watch the little boy who lived down the street.

[teaserving]

tuck me in please :P

hopefully he wasnt too much of a brat

[doreimi]

Guess what I'M GOING TO. Hope your door's unlocked! :P

Oh, he was a handful, but I liked him a lot. I wasn't kidding about Bug Day, though. I had to take a beetle away about three different times in one afternoon, I don't know where he kept finding them.

[teaserving]

it was a joke
please
dont actually tuck me in
unless you're bringing arnold then i will allow anything

sounds like a real handful of a kid

[doreimi]

Maybe I'll tell ARNOLD to tuck you in, how about that?

That's definitely where it comes from, the patience and everything. He wasn't badly-behaved or anything, but he had a really strong personality even at that age. So I kept pretty busy just keeping up with him.

[teaserving]

does that include him laying on top of me

well if you can handle kids like that i guess you're basically ready for anybody

[doreimi]

Yup! And because I'm REALLY nice, I'm not even kidding about saying that you can borrow him for a while if you want to. I bet he'd like to visit.

If I can handle kids like that I can definitely handle YOU, is what you mean!

[teaserving]

look at you spoiling me with dog times

that's me the biggest brat of them all

[doreimi]

Actually, you're spoiling Arnold right back. He hasn't had anybody to play with except me for years, and he likes the attention.

MAYBE YOU NEED SOME WARM MILK BEFORE YOUR NAP TOO

[teaserving]

good
cant fuck up being nice to a dog

only if it has honey in it!!!!

[doreimi]

Poor Arnold went all those years with no toys and no squirrels to chase and only me for bellyrubs. :(

Hmmmmm maybe I'll make you a milk tea. Have you ever had that?

[teaserving]

guess we gotta get him toys

nope what is it

[doreimi]

We spent all that money these past few days and didn't buy any toys for Arnold. :((((

Oh, it's pretty much just tea, but it's steeped in milk instead of in water, and you can add honey and sugar if you want.

[teaserving]

i know we failed him
now i have to cuddle people for arnold
this is how much i appreciate him

huh
ok
sounds interesting but i'd try it

[doreimi]

When you put it like that it sounds like a fundraiser. Cuddles For Arnold! Contribute ten minutes of cuddling or one toy.

What kind of tea would you rather drink? The kind you smelled like?

[teaserving]

i mean it would be a very convincing fundraiser

i smell like what

[doreimi]

You didn't notice it?

[teaserving]

in my meager defense i could mostly just smell the wine and you
not to make it weird

[doreimi]

Oh, yeah, my friend figured out I was a Cordis because he could smell it on me. I guess you were the same way.

Yours was pretty nice, though. Next moon you should try not to drink until you've smelled it.