prismatica | ⏪ text | un: fantasma

it was a joke
please
dont actually tuck me in
unless you're bringing arnold then i will allow anything

sounds like a real handful of a kid

Maybe I'll tell ARNOLD to tuck you in, how about that?

That's definitely where it comes from, the patience and everything. He wasn't badly-behaved or anything, but he had a really strong personality even at that age. So I kept pretty busy just keeping up with him.

does that include him laying on top of me

well if you can handle kids like that i guess you're basically ready for anybody

Yup! And because I'm REALLY nice, I'm not even kidding about saying that you can borrow him for a while if you want to. I bet he'd like to visit.

If I can handle kids like that I can definitely handle YOU, is what you mean!

look at you spoiling me with dog times

that's me the biggest brat of them all

Actually, you're spoiling Arnold right back. He hasn't had anybody to play with except me for years, and he likes the attention.

MAYBE YOU NEED SOME WARM MILK BEFORE YOUR NAP TOO

good
cant fuck up being nice to a dog

only if it has honey in it!!!!

Poor Arnold went all those years with no toys and no squirrels to chase and only me for bellyrubs. :(

Hmmmmm maybe I'll make you a milk tea. Have you ever had that?

guess we gotta get him toys

nope what is it

We spent all that money these past few days and didn't buy any toys for Arnold. :((((

Oh, it's pretty much just tea, but it's steeped in milk instead of in water, and you can add honey and sugar if you want.

i know we failed him
now i have to cuddle people for arnold
this is how much i appreciate him

huh
ok
sounds interesting but i'd try it

When you put it like that it sounds like a fundraiser. Cuddles For Arnold! Contribute ten minutes of cuddling or one toy.

What kind of tea would you rather drink? The kind you smelled like?

i mean it would be a very convincing fundraiser

i smell like what

You didn't notice it?

in my meager defense i could mostly just smell the wine and you
not to make it weird

Oh, yeah, my friend figured out I was a Cordis because he could smell it on me. I guess you were the same way.

Yours was pretty nice, though. Next moon you should try not to drink until you've smelled it.