video— @songzichen

[mysophobe]

(( There's a cloud of smoke behind an otherwise completely composed man with a face fare too serious for what's going on around him. Oh, and there's a screeching fire alarm going off. ))

There was a small fire in the kitchen. It has been extinguished, but this noise will not stop. Please advise.

text; un:tangtang

[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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text (user name: snow-white♂)

[snowliness]

[If your character is browsing the hook-up apps or Prismagram, they may notice a posting that looks a little... mysterious.]

Looking for Comfort? Contentment? Chroma?

All three can be simply achieved by sleeping. A professional cuddler will stay with you until you fall asleep and greet you with a smile in the morning. Other perks include conversation, relationship-simulation, or light petting. All these services are included for free, since the cost will be covered by the chroma generated.

Additional paid services can be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. ♥

(I've never had to write my own advertising. It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? I'm excited to hear from you, so don't be shy.)

[There is a space for commenting, DMs through the app, or otherwise a link is provided with contact info.]