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[If your character is browsing the hook-up apps or Prismagram, they may notice a posting that looks a little... mysterious.]

Looking for Comfort? Contentment? Chroma?

All three can be simply achieved by sleeping. A professional cuddler will stay with you until you fall asleep and greet you with a smile in the morning. Other perks include conversation, relationship-simulation, or light petting. All these services are included for free, since the cost will be covered by the chroma generated.

Additional paid services can be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. ♥

(I've never had to write my own advertising. It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? I'm excited to hear from you, so don't be shy.)

[There is a space for commenting, DMs through the app, or otherwise a link is provided with contact info.]

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I'll admit, this isn't something I would normally respond to but...

I -do- enjoy sleeping.

Ah, that's great. Usually my clients would have problems sleeping alone which was why they would seek me out.

Isn't Chroma wonderful? Now, it can be something we both enjoy.

I am learning to enjoy certain aspects of this place. Chroma has been... interesting, given my innate abilities and how things are normally done where I'm from.

But it's not a bad thing.

That said, I should check. How are you with animals? I do have a puppy and he's a big boy that likes to get in on the cuddling with me sometimes.

["Innate abilities"... he's curious but he knows better than to get too personal with a new client. He wasn't paid to ask questions, after all.]

So long as he doesn't have a problem with me, I shouldn't have a problem with him. Could I see a picture?

(Just for fun, although I can send a picture back.)

[He can ask! Later, if he'd rather not do it on the clock.]

He's very calm, he just enjoys attention.

[Attached: A picture of Ren with a fairly large but still stocky Norwegian Elkhound puppy on his lap. Yes, puppy, even though he is already about the size of a full grown medium sized dog.]

You can be a professional cuddler?!

[ seems someone hasn't quite clued into the actual contact info just yet, blindsided by this revelation as he is. ]

[that's okay, ryu's cutest when he's ditzy]

Of course. As long as people want something, there will be someone to hire.

That's a great point! It's kind of you to offer like this too...I don't think you did badly at all with writing your own advertising lol

I'm used to getting recommendations through word of mouth or through a handler. They usually talk me up more. It's easy for them to do but hard to do yourself...

I don't know if I'd consider it kind, since we both benefit, but it is something I'm good at. It's a shame to waste talents.

Handler? Like a manager? In that case, that makes sense. Even imitating them when trying can be a lot to handle! You did it really well though! I felt soothed just reading it.

Besides, I don't think it's unkind for both people to benefit from it.

Yes, more like a manager. Or, well, an agent? It's nice to have someone to handle the details and contacts.

Hm. I suppose I do think of it as a job but it is a job I want to do well. It makes me happy to hear that I've soothed someone or helped them sleep.

[and it keeps him from being alone at night as well]

If that's being kind, I suppose I am.

You're right! You never realize how much they can do until you're suddenly trying to do it all yourself.

That's not a bad relationship to have with your work. If you like to do it, and you help someone else while you're at it, isn't that a win/win?

I suppose if I were to get more busy I could hire someone. It starts to really feel like a business then.

You're so good at praising me. You know, I'm not going to turn around and change our meetings into an exchange. You'll continue to be a bit more than a client. ♥

If that happens, I work for an agency with lots of talent in that area! You could always come down with me one day, just to see.

And come on, I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. I think I prefer "friend" and all...so next time we meet, you ought to let me treat you.

wow, glad u found a profession that suits u so well.

It's not for everyone but I'm certainly well-adapted to it. ♪

You'd probably be popular, too. A shame you have a day job.

[ should he tell azuma that he's basically just been bumming around at a friend's place and mooching off of them....... ... ... ....

no. ]

honestly id rather die than cuddle strangers
what if they smell bad or sweat or kick in their sleep

[what a honey trap, itaru...]

There's been one or two clients I've had to recommend soaps to.
I just think of it as "even sweaty people can be lonely."

[ let's just say he's doing his best out there... ]

i mean yeah
but i dont wanna be the one dealing with it
youre really strong, azuma-san. i take it business is going well, then?

I've gotten some offers already, along with people I've been seeing for drinks and such.

[and while azuma could be a perfectly good trophy husband/kept man, he likes to have an income for his own pricey tastes]

Did you want to give it a try? I promise I'm not very sweaty.

good to hear.
if theres anyone who can enjoy this place to its fullest, its surely azuma-san

[ he'll just remain a trophy... housecat, or whatever. as long as he gets gacha money he's fine? ]

am i getting propositioned?
sounds tempting, coz i like to sleep, but then i also wake up every three hrs or so to spend ap
thatd probably be annoying asf

You flatter me. It sounds like enjoying this place is the key to returning to the company anyways.

[That's on the agenda for... sometime. He does miss them, really, his heart's not made of ice. He's just also accepted the inevitability of jamjar life.]

Interrupting sleep like that isn't good for your skin. Still, I don't see how you'd wake me up unless you played with full volume.

[ that's the general idea in itaru's case, too. he misses home, sure -- but life here isn't that bad, as he came to learn. ]

maybe im just lucky then cause my skins always been great
no skincare routine needed, too lazy for that, yknow

well, its more like... i stir, so i might need to go grab a late snack or something
but if that doesnt bother you... ig i can check whats all the fuss about

Careful saying that around women, Itaru, or even your good looks won't save you.

["my skins always been great"............ office ladies would destroy him if he dared say that aloud]

Anyways, I think it would be fun to try. Hisoka likes to curl up in my bed, and I've mediated with those two in Autumn Troupe before~♪ I'd like to eventually see the sleeping faces of everyone in the company.

dw
my sister already made my life hell bc of it so i know better

[ and they lived under one roof, too... scary ]

dont get too excited
i probably look totally chewed out when i first wake up so nothing 2 see there
but i wouldnt mind trying if its with u
who knows, maybe u'll be my lucky sleeping charm

First of all, I had no idea this was an actual job someone could have, but I have to say it's kind of brilliant for a place like this. So congrats on finding your niche. It's great.

Second, I'm interested in your services. I need a pretty consistent supply of chroma for a business I'm running and my main source is no longer with us.

Is there an interview or an application? I wouldn't blame you for quality control.

There are all sorts of services in the world. ♥

I imagine things will play out a little differently from usual. I'm running this myself, after all, rather than through an agency. If you're interested in a long-term relationship it would probably be best for both of us to meet for an interview first. Do you like cafes? Or we could do dinner. I like drinks but interviewing over drinks isn't a great idea. ♪

Absolutely. I'm always impressed by what people come up with. Maybe that means I'm thinking too small. Despite that, I'm a businessman half the time, so I can appreciate the work you're putting in to be self-employed.

I'd probably do better with dinner, all things considered. It makes me feel more relaxed. Then if we need to keep talking, maybe a cafe after?

Drinks make me clingy. I'm told it's cute, but that's from unreliable sources. 🎼

My, coming from a half-businessman I'm very flattered.

Let's set a date for dinner, then. I'll let you choose the place. I don't mind if it's particularly expensive or not. I just might ask you to take a trial run if I worry about the cost.

(And that does sound very cute.)

[And makes him wanna see it but. Business first.]

The other half is an idol, so I may look like I don't know what I'm doing sometimes.

There's a place with some dishes close to what we had where I'm from. It's not entirely authentic, but it's upscale enough for a date and casual enough that no one will judge you for ordering seconds. I'll pay, don't worry. I have some savings left.

...Well, maybe you'll end up seeing it at some point.

Is tonight good, or tomorrow? Another day?

If at any point you would like a job doing more than cuddling and petting, I would be happy to hear from you for a job interview.

Pardon me for asking, do you mean an intimate job? Or are you suggesting more like physical labor.

Intimate. I have a brothel on Level 3 if that kind of work interests you.

[she's searching through things when she comes across this. It's a little late but why not give it a go]

Sounds brilliant! I've always loved a good cuddle, me. Except for the time with the otters. That was a lot of time spent with otters. They kicked me out if you can believe it, but I was a bit broody back then.

It sounds like a fantastic business model and I wish you every success with it but I did have a question for you that's semi-related. How do you typically go about getting money here? Not that good at it. Been a long time since I had it. The university kept shoving checks under my door which I still have somewhere.

At least I think I do.

Anyway, I might hire a cuddle myself if I can figure out how to manage all this.

[Otters, huh. What a charming person messaging him.]

There's good news and bad news: those checks aren't needed here because they aren't worth anything. So, it's not bad to have forgotten them... but we all start from zero.

The currency here is Chroma. Chroma is generated when Moonblessed (that's how they've referred to us from other worlds) interact. So, for example, cuddling. Holding hands works, too. As do more intimate gestures.

So, if you're interested, I'd gladly meet with you. And I won't kick you out even if you get a little broody. ♥

You seem friendly. How is chroma logged? Where is it stored? And why is it we can generate it when they can't?

[all that aside]

I'm game if you are.

[for meeting she means]

Personally, I have no need for such a service, but will you be staying by your client's side the entire night?

Oh!! How wonderful! What is your availability like in the near future, snow-white♂ ? I would be delighted to avail myself of your services!

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