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[snowliness]

[If your character is browsing the hook-up apps or Prismagram, they may notice a posting that looks a little... mysterious.]

Looking for Comfort? Contentment? Chroma?

All three can be simply achieved by sleeping. A professional cuddler will stay with you until you fall asleep and greet you with a smile in the morning. Other perks include conversation, relationship-simulation, or light petting. All these services are included for free, since the cost will be covered by the chroma generated.

Additional paid services can be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. ♥

(I've never had to write my own advertising. It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? I'm excited to hear from you, so don't be shy.)

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Comments

[gunshow]

That's a great point! It's kind of you to offer like this too...I don't think you did badly at all with writing your own advertising lol

[snowliness]

I'm used to getting recommendations through word of mouth or through a handler. They usually talk me up more. It's easy for them to do but hard to do yourself...

I don't know if I'd consider it kind, since we both benefit, but it is something I'm good at. It's a shame to waste talents.

[gunshow]

Handler? Like a manager? In that case, that makes sense. Even imitating them when trying can be a lot to handle! You did it really well though! I felt soothed just reading it.

Besides, I don't think it's unkind for both people to benefit from it.

[snowliness]

Yes, more like a manager. Or, well, an agent? It's nice to have someone to handle the details and contacts.

Hm. I suppose I do think of it as a job but it is a job I want to do well. It makes me happy to hear that I've soothed someone or helped them sleep.

[and it keeps him from being alone at night as well]

If that's being kind, I suppose I am.

[gunshow]

You're right! You never realize how much they can do until you're suddenly trying to do it all yourself.

That's not a bad relationship to have with your work. If you like to do it, and you help someone else while you're at it, isn't that a win/win?

[snowliness]

I suppose if I were to get more busy I could hire someone. It starts to really feel like a business then.

You're so good at praising me. You know, I'm not going to turn around and change our meetings into an exchange. You'll continue to be a bit more than a client. ♥

[gunshow]

If that happens, I work for an agency with lots of talent in that area! You could always come down with me one day, just to see.

And come on, I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. I think I prefer "friend" and all...so next time we meet, you ought to let me treat you.