text (user name: snow-white♂)

[snowliness]

[If your character is browsing the hook-up apps or Prismagram, they may notice a posting that looks a little... mysterious.]

Looking for Comfort? Contentment? Chroma?

All three can be simply achieved by sleeping. A professional cuddler will stay with you until you fall asleep and greet you with a smile in the morning. Other perks include conversation, relationship-simulation, or light petting. All these services are included for free, since the cost will be covered by the chroma generated.

Additional paid services can be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. ♥

(I've never had to write my own advertising. It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? I'm excited to hear from you, so don't be shy.)

[There is a space for commenting, DMs through the app, or otherwise a link is provided with contact info.]

Comments

text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

I'll admit, this isn't something I would normally respond to but...

I -do- enjoy sleeping.

text, un: tsunashi

[gunshow]

You can be a professional cuddler?!

[ seems someone hasn't quite clued into the actual contact info just yet, blindsided by this revelation as he is. ]

un: 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚒

[ssrs]

wow, glad u found a profession that suits u so well.

Text/DM

[diamondfusion]

First of all, I had no idea this was an actual job someone could have, but I have to say it's kind of brilliant for a place like this. So congrats on finding your niche. It's great.

Second, I'm interested in your services. I need a pretty consistent supply of chroma for a business I'm running and my main source is no longer with us.

Is there an interview or an application? I wouldn't blame you for quality control.

txt | @south.wind

[yakiniku]

If at any point you would like a job doing more than cuddling and petting, I would be happy to hear from you for a job interview.

[famtastic]

[she's searching through things when she comes across this. It's a little late but why not give it a go]



Sounds brilliant! I've always loved a good cuddle, me. Except for the time with the otters. That was a lot of time spent with otters. They kicked me out if you can believe it, but I was a bit broody back then.

It sounds like a fantastic business model and I wish you every success with it but I did have a question for you that's semi-related. How do you typically go about getting money here? Not that good at it. Been a long time since I had it. The university kept shoving checks under my door which I still have somewhere.

At least I think I do.

Anyway, I might hire a cuddle myself if I can figure out how to manage all this.

text; un: milesedgeworth

[bratworth]

Personally, I have no need for such a service, but will you be staying by your client's side the entire night?

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Oh!! How wonderful!
What is your availability like in the near future, snow-white♂ ? I would be delighted to avail myself of your services!