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[snowliness]

[If your character is browsing the hook-up apps or Prismagram, they may notice a posting that looks a little... mysterious.]

Looking for Comfort? Contentment? Chroma?

All three can be simply achieved by sleeping. A professional cuddler will stay with you until you fall asleep and greet you with a smile in the morning. Other perks include conversation, relationship-simulation, or light petting. All these services are included for free, since the cost will be covered by the chroma generated.

Additional paid services can be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. ♥

(I've never had to write my own advertising. It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? I'm excited to hear from you, so don't be shy.)

[There is a space for commenting, DMs through the app, or otherwise a link is provided with contact info.]

Comments

[snowliness]

I've gotten some offers already, along with people I've been seeing for drinks and such.

[and while azuma could be a perfectly good trophy husband/kept man, he likes to have an income for his own pricey tastes]

Did you want to give it a try? I promise I'm not very sweaty.

[ssrs]

good to hear.
if theres anyone who can enjoy this place to its fullest, its surely azuma-san

[ he'll just remain a trophy... housecat, or whatever. as long as he gets gacha money he's fine? ]

am i getting propositioned?
sounds tempting, coz i like to sleep, but then i also wake up every three hrs or so to spend ap
thatd probably be annoying asf

[snowliness]

You flatter me. It sounds like enjoying this place is the key to returning to the company anyways.

[That's on the agenda for... sometime. He does miss them, really, his heart's not made of ice. He's just also accepted the inevitability of jamjar life.]

Interrupting sleep like that isn't good for your skin. Still, I don't see how you'd wake me up unless you played with full volume.

[ssrs]

[ that's the general idea in itaru's case, too. he misses home, sure -- but life here isn't that bad, as he came to learn. ]

maybe im just lucky then cause my skins always been great
no skincare routine needed, too lazy for that, yknow

well, its more like... i stir, so i might need to go grab a late snack or something
but if that doesnt bother you... ig i can check whats all the fuss about

[snowliness]

Careful saying that around women, Itaru, or even your good looks won't save you.

["my skins always been great"............ office ladies would destroy him if he dared say that aloud]

Anyways, I think it would be fun to try. Hisoka likes to curl up in my bed, and I've mediated with those two in Autumn Troupe before~♪ I'd like to eventually see the sleeping faces of everyone in the company.

[ssrs]

dw
my sister already made my life hell bc of it so i know better

[ and they lived under one roof, too... scary ]

dont get too excited
i probably look totally chewed out when i first wake up so nothing 2 see there
but i wouldnt mind trying if its with u
who knows, maybe u'll be my lucky sleeping charm