text (user name: snow-white♂)

[snowliness]

[If your character is browsing the hook-up apps or Prismagram, they may notice a posting that looks a little... mysterious.]

Looking for Comfort? Contentment? Chroma?

All three can be simply achieved by sleeping. A professional cuddler will stay with you until you fall asleep and greet you with a smile in the morning. Other perks include conversation, relationship-simulation, or light petting. All these services are included for free, since the cost will be covered by the chroma generated.

Additional paid services can be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. ♥

(I've never had to write my own advertising. It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? I'm excited to hear from you, so don't be shy.)

[There is a space for commenting, DMs through the app, or otherwise a link is provided with contact info.]

Comments

[snowliness]

Careful saying that around women, Itaru, or even your good looks won't save you.

["my skins always been great"............ office ladies would destroy him if he dared say that aloud]

Anyways, I think it would be fun to try. Hisoka likes to curl up in my bed, and I've mediated with those two in Autumn Troupe before~♪ I'd like to eventually see the sleeping faces of everyone in the company.

[ssrs]

dw
my sister already made my life hell bc of it so i know better

[ and they lived under one roof, too... scary ]

dont get too excited
i probably look totally chewed out when i first wake up so nothing 2 see there
but i wouldnt mind trying if its with u
who knows, maybe u'll be my lucky sleeping charm