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[snowliness]

[If your character is browsing the hook-up apps or Prismagram, they may notice a posting that looks a little... mysterious.]

Looking for Comfort? Contentment? Chroma?

All three can be simply achieved by sleeping. A professional cuddler will stay with you until you fall asleep and greet you with a smile in the morning. Other perks include conversation, relationship-simulation, or light petting. All these services are included for free, since the cost will be covered by the chroma generated.

Additional paid services can be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. ♥

(I've never had to write my own advertising. It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? I'm excited to hear from you, so don't be shy.)

[There is a space for commenting, DMs through the app, or otherwise a link is provided with contact info.]

Comments

[snowliness]

There are all sorts of services in the world. ♥

I imagine things will play out a little differently from usual. I'm running this myself, after all, rather than through an agency. If you're interested in a long-term relationship it would probably be best for both of us to meet for an interview first. Do you like cafes? Or we could do dinner. I like drinks but interviewing over drinks isn't a great idea. ♪

[diamondfusion]

Absolutely. I'm always impressed by what people come up with. Maybe that means I'm thinking too small. Despite that, I'm a businessman half the time, so I can appreciate the work you're putting in to be self-employed.

I'd probably do better with dinner, all things considered. It makes me feel more relaxed. Then if we need to keep talking, maybe a cafe after?

Drinks make me clingy. I'm told it's cute, but that's from unreliable sources. 🎼

[snowliness]

My, coming from a half-businessman I'm very flattered.

Let's set a date for dinner, then. I'll let you choose the place. I don't mind if it's particularly expensive or not. I just might ask you to take a trial run if I worry about the cost.

(And that does sound very cute.)

[And makes him wanna see it but. Business first.]

[diamondfusion]

The other half is an idol, so I may look like I don't know what I'm doing sometimes.

There's a place with some dishes close to what we had where I'm from. It's not entirely authentic, but it's upscale enough for a date and casual enough that no one will judge you for ordering seconds. I'll pay, don't worry. I have some savings left.

...Well, maybe you'll end up seeing it at some point.

Is tonight good, or tomorrow? Another day?