[text, un: stcethleannfan]

[baitless]

It... has been some time since I have approached the network at all. I know there are likely plenty of people I owe some favors to, and I know I owe an explanation... so forgive me for that. For all of it. I was not familiar with video games before arriving in Lunatia, and I may have become a touch... overly invested.

...I am still overly invested. Has anyone else been playing Prisma Crossing: New Horizons? I have not been paying as much attention to the social aspects as I should have been, so I am looking to rectify that. I am told that you can get different fruits and flowers by visiting others. Truthfully, I have been primarily focusing on fishing, but I should likely branch out a bit. Perhaps if I ensure I have all the varieties of fruit trees, I will be able to focus on other things for a time...

[Text- Un; Catpurrcino] - Dated to the 'Sticky' Honey Incident

[chainlinks]

[There is a single picture attached with what looks like the back of a restaurant - there's a bunch of chairs and tables that aren't being used currently. But more importantly, and front and center of the picture a giant barrel of lube.]

Hello everyone. We had a feeling that supply and demand would go crazy due to the sticky honey issue, so as a safety precaution, we ended up buying a barrel's worth of the specific lube needed.

[Reasonable purchases when you're 19. Also when you're stuck to someone and you walk into a store going 'please allow me to purchase a barrel of your finest lube to see how they'd react. Yosuke did offer to pay part of it which is partly why Ren isn't throwing his name in the conversation. Yet.]

I can give you the coordinates if you need it, since we're giving it away, or if you want to toss a little handshake or hug this way, we can even deliver it to you in person (or I can anyway). Of course, if you don't need it specifically for the honey, that's fine. Despite being a healthy boy, there's no way I can use that much by myself. I don't think he can either.

On that note, it looks to be working btw even if its a little slow, but the other(s) stuck to you may like it more if you don't make slippery puns the entire time you do it. Also please shower responsibly. Maybe together or not depending on how much you are friendly with this person.

We are both available for video demonstration if you require proof. While most of it is clear now, we have leftover honey for this and can stick to each other back again. Note: my 'partner' is not legally my 'partner' and is someone else's 'partner' and will get angry if I call him 'partner'. And while two guys one barrel of lube could make us famous, I do think of him as a friend not to embarrass him that way.

[At least he's honest. Probably.]

From the top of my head, I can think of a few alternate things to use it for (I did not confirm this with my friend, Mr.'Y are you doing this Ren');

- Removing honey from gigantic nightmare bees
- Fixing creaky doors
- Massage Oil
- Emergency hair and or fur cosmetics
- Shaving Gel
- Deterrent to stop others from touching your weapons (unless you forget too)
- Putting it on the back of a carpet and seeing how far you can slide
- Covering yourself with it so you can't be caught and be known as the slippery bandit
- Pranks
- I guess what it's usually intended for

Yes, it's free, no I won't judge if you show up with a 2L bottle or ask me for a 2L bottle.

I am also open to other, alternate uses.

We are looking forward to lubing with you.

[Now he's just trolling. Also Yosuke's face. the entire time. Note: That the replies may come from both Ren and/or Yosuke.]

[video; un: oniichan]

[immature]

[Osomatsu hasn't used the network in a while, but today is a very special day, and you're all going to hear about it, whether you like it or not!]

Yo! What's up, Prismatica?

[he's not going to flash a peace sign, or anything. but he sure looks happy, sitting there, wearing his normal clothes and... a party hat?]

I'm just gonna come out and say it. Today's my birthday! I'm nineteen... I think... My last birthday, I was eighteen, so I'm gonna count this!

Haaa. I've been here for almost a year...

[his smile falters just the smallest bit, but then he's pushing whatever brief bout of melancholy he has to the back of his mind and waves his arms]

If you wanna come visit me, I'll be around! My door's open! I've got snacks and games out!

text; un:anglicized

[descendency]

⚠️⚠️PETSITTER WANTED⚠️⚠️

This is a serious post, I am truly in need of a petsitter.

Notes:
-This is 100% a petsitting gig, but it's not an animal it's a person.
-Not some weird kink thing, you'll understand when you meet him.
-It's an easy job, we can work out whatever compensation you find fair.

The job:

Basically, my friend is a high functioning magic savant and a non-functioning everything else. That is not hyperbole, this boy will go into a fugue state and not eat for three days if you let him.

Your responsibilities are:

-Feed him three meals a day. He's not a picky eater. He just needs food set out in front of him three times a day or he won't eat. If you can't be there to physically put food in front of him, make sure he has sandwich fixings at home and harass him until he texts you a photo of his sandwich. Make sure he hydrates as well.

-Make sure his bills get paid. He will have more than enough money to pay for the bills, your job is to make sure they get paid every month. I'll put everything on auto-pay that has auto-pay but just keep a general eye on his finances. He will not know what month it is half the time he is asked and he's never had to deal with bills before.

-Keep the fridge stocked. I will provide a list of foods he can prepare for himself. Once a week check everything and toss out anything expired. I will provide the money to purchase anything he requires.

-Take him out for walks. Literally just makes sure he gets outside at least once a day. This won't always be necessary, he is outgoing and likes to socialize so he will often venture out on his own without prompting. However, he will also sometimes accidentally stay inside working on a project for a week straight if left unsupervised and that's where you come in.

In short, feed him three times a day, make sure bills get paid and groceries get bought, and make sure he's not collecting a thin layer of dust. That's it. That's the whole job.

He's a kind, funny, and generous person, so if you get along with that kind of personality it won't even feel like work.

That said, he is kind and generous to a fault and if you take advantage of that in any way, I will not kill you. That's the threat. Whatever I do to you will not at any point involve death. So be nice.

Let me know if you're interested. There's a few more detailed instructions for whoever lands the gig but we can cross that bridge when we come to it.

video | UN: cooledition

[force_a_change]

[That's a teenaged girl with blue hair and blue eyes on the screen. It's her first time doing video but also like, she felt this would be better done with face to face instead of text or voice.

So just getting straight to it, she clears her throat and asks.]

I'm hoping to find someone who is willing to ah... Train with knives? I can pay you with moonlacing, if money is an issue.

I just wish to have someone to practice with, and I don't feel like pestering my roommate either.

[And that's it, done as if asking about knife fights is perfectly normal.]

First Incantation: un: fox🦊 - text

[foxable]

wanted:

magic users who require chroma to gain access to their magic and need moonlacing partners of a similar persuasion

whatever level of moonlacing is fine, happy to discuss magic methodology and practice before, after or during

magic users not interested in moonlacing but willing to discuss magic with me can be recompensed in other ways just let me know what you need

for sale:

minor enchantments of any variety, on objects of your choice

price determined by chroma usage required

moonlacing suitable payment

seriously i can enchant just about anything, test me