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[onehole]

Hey.

How much do we all hate being kidnapped? On a scale from 1-10?

Or wanna talk about it? Become kidnapped friends? Friends that are kidnapped?

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[onehole]

Right? What's life without a little happiness?

[hagrides]

Barely fit to be called an existence.

It is a pleasure to meet you, kidnapped friend. My name is Grimm.

[onehole]

Right?

[ HA HA HA this is getting too close to his many issues so glad to move onto introductions ]

I'm Tamotsu Fukuda. Fukuda is fine, Grimm.

[hagrides]

Hello, Fukuda. Would you like to see pictures of my child?

[This is how you make friends!]

[onehole]

YEAH, SURE! WHY NOT!

[hagrides]

[A picture of Grimm with the family (top image).]

The top left. Are they not adorable?

[onehole]

[ ............... huh. ]

Mmn! They're really, really adorable.

[hagrides]

[sometimes you find out halfway into a conversation that you're speaking to a bug, it happens]

I couldn't be more proud of them.

[onehole]

[ didn't even know bugs could have cults or circuses. learn something new every day. ]

What are their names? How old are they?

[hagrides]

The one who looks like me is Grimmchild, until they inherit the title of Grimm. They are roughly eight years old in human terms.

The other bug is a friend, not my child. They are known as the Knight, and I believe they would be at least a hundred years old at this point.

[onehole]

I see! That's like "Junior," I take it? They're really quite cute. They've taken after you a lot!

[ Ah, so they call themselves bugs, huh? Interesting. ]

That so? Would you consider Knight an adult, then?

[hagrides]

I believe so. They are certainly quite capable of taking care of themselves.

[One of the fiercest fighters Grimm has ever met.]

[onehole]

Then, about the Ritual.... are you going to do it when your child is also 100?

[hagrides]

It will be less than a day after I return home. It cannot be made to wait any longer - my time is up.

[onehole]

Are you sick?

[hagrides]

The answer to that is a long and complex 'in a sense'.

[onehole]

Fair enough.

I hope that your child is able to find happiness after you are gone. It may take a long, long time, however. So, try to have a lot of good memories with them here.

[hagrides]

Thank you. That is what I have been spending my time here doing, as well as encouraging them to make other friends.

[onehole]

Don't worry about it.

Have they made any friends?

[hagrides]

They have! They have frequent playdates.

[onehole]

How nice!

Good for them!

[hagrides]

Would you like to meet them sometime?

[onehole]

Yeah, sure.

[hagrides]

Excellent. They enjoy meeting new people as well as being pet.

[onehole]

Pet, huh?
I'll promise to be gentle, then.