text, un: mrhc (backdated to 3🌙)

[coasts]

if u ever got arrested, what would it be for

[ Because guess which wolf's bored and stuck in a holding cell and the Moon Knights just gave him his device because he's always gets arrested every month... ]

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Text | UN: The Archivist

[the_archivist]

Probably for blowing up a building.

[coasts]

yeah?? what kinda building

[the_archivist]

It was a waxworks museum. A bad waxworks museum.

[coasts]

it was that bad????

[the_archivist]

It was being used by a manifestation of pure evil.

[coasts]

an evil museum huh
sounds weird

[the_archivist]

The museum wasn't evil. It was being used by a force of evil.

[coasts]

oh
well
sometimes u gotta do what u gotta do right?

[the_archivist]

It was necessary for preventing an apocalypse, yes.

[coasts]

so who are u
i mean
u gotta be someone special to "prevent an apocalypse" right

[the_archivist]

I'm the Archivist. I... well, someone had to do it.