text, un: mrhc (backdated to 3🌙)

[coasts]

if u ever got arrested, what would it be for

[ Because guess which wolf's bored and stuck in a holding cell and the Moon Knights just gave him his device because he's always gets arrested every month... ]

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text; username: inaban

[dereban]

As a hypothetical: probably being caught aiding and abetting.

[coasts]

yeah?
in what kinda situation

« text » un: foxlike

[foxtouched]

...
I'm suspicious of why this is being asked
But I'll play.
I'd get arrested for impersonation.

[ Because she's a fox and she can shapeshift! ]

[coasts]

only wusses pay bail

text, un: 45rabbit

[inthebuilding]

Don't make me take it away.

[coasts]

at least give me a magazine to read if u do

un: cloudywolf

[liveandforgive]

[ . . . ]

You mean back home? Or...

[coasts]

anywhere

[hoasen]

World domination.

[Can countries even be arrested? She needs to check with her colleagues.]

[coasts]

how would u do it

text; un: flowergirl

[vetrarosa]

Hmmm, eco terrorism?
There's a long list! I'm a criminal.

[coasts]

now???
u cant be serious

[text | @hot.damn]

[circumitus]

mass murder and war crimes for starters

[coasts]

sounds like u wont be able to get out of jail if u got arrested then

un: wisdom

[glossophobia]

Assault, like beating someone up in public.

Was kinda tempted when I met you.

[coasts]

i could break your neck without breaking a sweat

[Text] un: roseoftheriverbed

[saigawa]

for being too cute

[Okay, Kashuu can think of more legitimate reasons. But this is just for fun.]

[coasts]

[ Normally, he'd find this an annoying answer, but Sanguis... ]

r u really cute

un: smoothrhymes

[whosaysdajare]

Mans laughter 😆✨

[coasts]

ur not funny

text; un: kogami

[dissimilates]

Are you making a to-do list?

[coasts]

nah im just bored as hell

( text, un: lavieenrose )

[affectueux]

I would never be arrested. I make it a habit to follow the law.

[coasts]

dont u know how to use youre imagination

un: lancerblue

[battlefrenzy]

probably destroying stuff while fighting which might also lead to killing someone and stealing their heart.

unless it was greatly covered up by a war for a holy cup.

then probably just a bar fight.

[coasts]

wtf what does stealing someones heart have anything to do with being arrested

wait
are u a black market dealer

un: futureindustries

[soundsperfect]

I was once put to jail for being friends with the wrong person in someone's opinion.

Otherwise, I guess rebellion.

[coasts]

well thats shit
did u get out or did u have to spend the rest of your life in jail

un: bungeegum

[nobodylikeshim]

Probably murder.

[coasts]

i get it
sometimes u just gotta kill someone

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[grylls]

I would not get caught unless it is by mtc's side

[coasts]

u got caught once because u didnt have a business permit

[text] un: twistblade

[refining]

whyd anyone ask about arrests

[coasts]

whats wrong with it

text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

Maybe for...breaking and entering? [ SHIGERU?! ]

But it was for a good reason! We were worried about our classmate... [ That's implying this is not hypothetical and actually happened. ]

[coasts]

thats it???

[ DON'T DOWNPLAY SOMEONE ELSE'S CRIMES, SAMATOKI ]

text | un: fotia

[burningfree]

I have been arrested.

Arson.

[coasts]

whyd u do it???

text; un: yashiro

[shinseikai]

Public indecency, probably

[ or yakuza stuff?? ]

[coasts]

ah shit
u like to go out without pants on or somethin?

Text | UN: The Archivist

[the_archivist]

Probably for blowing up a building.

[coasts]

yeah?? what kinda building

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

i've already been arrested here and it was for arson

[coasts]

well shit
whatd you burn??

text; un: asura

[demonicbookworm]

For deserting the army, I guess?

[Among other things.]

[coasts]

u can get arrested for that???

text; un: 333

[onehole]

Being a serial killer.

HAHAHAHA jk jk

but can you imagine??

[coasts]

not really
never hung out with a serial killed before

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

assault, terrorism, forgery, breaking and entering, who the fuck knows

[coasts]

thats a lot
u plan on adding more or what