text, un: mrhc (backdated to 3🌙)

[coasts]

if u ever got arrested, what would it be for

[ Because guess which wolf's bored and stuck in a holding cell and the Moon Knights just gave him his device because he's always gets arrested every month... ]

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[coasts]

people actually do that??

[inthebuilding]

Yes???
It's just like the foreign movies, when we ask them to squat and cough.

[coasts]

what the fuck
have u ever hidden anything in youre asshole??

[inthebuilding]

Nothing too unusual... yet.

[ Lol. Jyuto thinks he's funny, at least. Consider the difference between Prismatica acclimated Jyuto versus the Jyuto Samatoki'd been stuck in a vacuum with fresh off the spaceship. ]

A lot of convicts hide cocaine packets in their assholes, though.

[coasts]

what the fuck
i wouldnt wanna smoke that if it came outta someones ass???
what if shit comes out when they remove it

[inthebuilding]

You wouldn't want to smoke it, anyway.
Sometimes shit smears do come out with it.
The plastic is meant to protect the cocaine.

COCAINE IS NOT POT GASDGSD I'M AN IDIOT

[coasts]

im not smokin pot and its still gross

[inthebuilding]

Addicts are desperate and I can't really comprehend it either.
Wanting to take anything into your body that's been anywhere near fecal matter is completely beyond me.
What do you want for lunch today? Tell me so I can pick us up something to eat.

[coasts]

chicken teriyaki
lots of sesame seeds

[inthebuilding]

I'll be back in a half hour.
Behave, all right?

[coasts]

whatever