text, un: mrhc (backdated to 3🌙)

[coasts]

if u ever got arrested, what would it be for

[ Because guess which wolf's bored and stuck in a holding cell and the Moon Knights just gave him his device because he's always gets arrested every month... ]

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text; username: inaban

[dereban]

As a hypothetical: probably being caught aiding and abetting.

« text » un: foxlike

[foxtouched]

...
I'm suspicious of why this is being asked
But I'll play.
I'd get arrested for impersonation.

[ Because she's a fox and she can shapeshift! ]

text, un: 45rabbit

[inthebuilding]

Don't make me take it away.

un: cloudywolf

[liveandforgive]

[ . . . ]

You mean back home? Or...

[hoasen]

World domination.

[Can countries even be arrested? She needs to check with her colleagues.]

text; un: flowergirl

[vetrarosa]

Hmmm, eco terrorism?
There's a long list! I'm a criminal.

[text | @hot.damn]

[circumitus]

mass murder and war crimes for starters

un: wisdom

[glossophobia]

Assault, like beating someone up in public.

Was kinda tempted when I met you.

[Text] un: roseoftheriverbed

[saigawa]

for being too cute

[Okay, Kashuu can think of more legitimate reasons. But this is just for fun.]

un: smoothrhymes

[whosaysdajare]

Mans laughter 😆✨

text; un: kogami

[dissimilates]

Are you making a to-do list?

( text, un: lavieenrose )

[affectueux]

I would never be arrested. I make it a habit to follow the law.

un: lancerblue

[battlefrenzy]

probably destroying stuff while fighting which might also lead to killing someone and stealing their heart.

unless it was greatly covered up by a war for a holy cup.

then probably just a bar fight.

un: futureindustries

[soundsperfect]

I was once put to jail for being friends with the wrong person in someone's opinion.

Otherwise, I guess rebellion.

un: bungeegum

[nobodylikeshim]

Probably murder.

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[grylls]

I would not get caught unless it is by mtc's side

[text] un: twistblade

[refining]

whyd anyone ask about arrests

text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

Maybe for...breaking and entering? [ SHIGERU?! ]

But it was for a good reason! We were worried about our classmate... [ That's implying this is not hypothetical and actually happened. ]

text | un: fotia

[burningfree]

I have been arrested.

Arson.

text; un: yashiro

[shinseikai]

Public indecency, probably

[ or yakuza stuff?? ]

Text | UN: The Archivist

[the_archivist]

Probably for blowing up a building.

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

i've already been arrested here and it was for arson

text; un: asura

[demonicbookworm]

For deserting the army, I guess?

[Among other things.]

text; un: 333

[onehole]

Being a serial killer.

HAHAHAHA jk jk

but can you imagine??

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

assault, terrorism, forgery, breaking and entering, who the fuck knows