text, un: mrhc (backdated to 3🌙)

[coasts]

if u ever got arrested, what would it be for

[ Because guess which wolf's bored and stuck in a holding cell and the Moon Knights just gave him his device because he's always gets arrested every month... ]

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[mysophobic]

Yes!! Oh, well, when I was younger I once accidentally took a candy bar from the store without paying for it? Does that count as...shoplifting? [ Shigeru... ]

I mean I work for the government as an undercover agent, so!!! It'd be a bad idea to actually do things like commit crimes when I'm trying to prevent them. [ But don't worry, he's not a moon knight or anything like that here. But speaking of which... ]

Are you okay? You're not...in trouble are you?

[coasts]

nah if i were in trouble i wouldnt be posting here
but im in jail and i got about 22 more hours here
so kinda bored

[mysophobic]

[ Samatoki?! ]

But you're in jail!!
What happened?! Are you okay?

[ Shigeru's worrywort mode has been activated. RIP. ]