text, un: mrhc (backdated to 3🌙)

[coasts]

if u ever got arrested, what would it be for

[ Because guess which wolf's bored and stuck in a holding cell and the Moon Knights just gave him his device because he's always gets arrested every month... ]

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text: un; joker

[chainlinks]

well first i'd have to be caught.

[Considering everything that happened to him in jail, he deals with making jokes about it. ]

[coasts]

thats why it says "if"

text; un: username

[saezuru]

Assault.

[ Prison wasn't that bad, actually??? ]

[coasts]

yeah??? what would make u assault someone

text; un: ems

[unhappy]

I got arrested for allegedly teaching kids how to pickpocket so they could take care of themselves on the street.

[ ALLEGEDLY.. ]

[coasts]

huh
how long were you in there for
doesnt seem like a big deal to me

text | un: Abel

[affabel]

[everyone is so??? casually open?? about this??]

Technically back home it would be treason.
I guess.
I didn't actually do it.

[oldest story in the book! but he actually didn't. but he did get shot at for it so.]

[coasts]

actually do what?

text | un: doctorize

[doctorize]

[There is no way Danny can answer with "murder" even jokingly without a certain someone potentially coming after him. Still, it's triple moon and Danny might have been drinking a little on his own here so he still gives a answer instead of just leaving this post alone.]

Theft. Maybe.

[coasts]

[ yeah danny you don't want this guy of all people to find out......... :( ]

what would u steal

Text | UN: Fireballin19

[nailed_it]

Defying a high-ranking authority figure.

[coasts]

why would u get arrested for that

un:username

[omkara]

Treason against the church.

[coasts]

u could get arrested for that???

text; un: ritaskeeter

[quickquotes]

Breaking and entering, apparently.

( Yes, she's still bitter. )

[coasts]

eh
thats not really that big of a deal

un: anonymous

[bratworth]

Murder.

( that's it, that's the message. )

[coasts]

have u ever actually done it though

un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

Oh, there's so many things to choose from! Public drunkenness, public indecency, instigating a bar brawl, thievery, piracy...

Need I go on?

[coasts]

thats a lot
u ever get arrested for any of those here??

text un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

[Boy, he can think of a few reasons why and has memories of one too many close calls in his youth, but thankfully!! He was never caught!! ]

That's an odd question. I can't think of a reason I would be caught up in that foolishness. [Liar.]

What about you?

[coasts]

im in jail now for beating someone up
so theres that
and murder i guess

text; un: mrsjohnson

[uncredentialed]

The most likely would be something involving prostitution: running a prostitution ring, pandering, something like that.

It was a possibility we had to consider when we embarked on our sex research.

[coasts]

wtf
but u didnt actually do it did u

( text ) un: mutsunakami

[tosa]

(Oh boy where does he even start? )

Here or back home?

[coasts]

anywhere

UN: cooledition

[force_a_change]

Assault or attempted murder.

[Only attempted! She never actually killed anyone.]

[coasts]

well at least it was just an attempt??
what happened

text, un: mafuyu

[restringing]

Mmm...
Trespassing?

[coasts]

whered u go

[champagnetower]

Haha!! That's an easy one!
I would be arrested for being too sexy!

[coasts]

fuck off

Text Un: PnkPrincess

[orderslove]

I would hope I wouldn't...perhaps doing something I didn't know wasn't allowed?

Un: EasyR

[lollipopdrops]

In jail again, Samatoki~?

un: f.b.

[amant]

hypothetically...
Public indecency
Public intoxication
Public brawling
Being part of the nobility during national upheaval...
Did I say public intoxication?


[hypothetically speaking...]