text, un: mrhc (backdated to 3🌙)

[coasts]

if u ever got arrested, what would it be for

[ Because guess which wolf's bored and stuck in a holding cell and the Moon Knights just gave him his device because he's always gets arrested every month... ]

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un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

Oh, there's so many things to choose from! Public drunkenness, public indecency, instigating a bar brawl, thievery, piracy...

Need I go on?

[coasts]

thats a lot
u ever get arrested for any of those here??

[boobytraps]

Not yet! The Moon Knights are more lenient than the forces I'm used to back home. Usually they just tell me to move on when I'm being a nuisance.