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prismatica2019-06-07 08:53 am
freshtilapia) wrote in prismatica2019-06-07 08:53 am
Entry tags:
- cardfight!! vanguard: ren suzugamori,
- critical role: mollymauk tealeaf,
- fullmetal alchemist: edward elric,
- inuyasha: inuyasha,
- kingdom hearts: xigbar,
- metal gear: otacon,
- original character: confidence,
- original character: fish,
- sailor moon: usagi tsukino,
- the magnus archives: jonathan sims,
- voltron: pidge
{04 VIDEO feat Mollymauk}
[The video opens to Fish awake, sitting up in what seems to be their bed. Their dressing gown is on, at least. It's late at night in Lunatia-- give or take about 3am. And if your volume is up high enough, you might catch the sound of... someone? being very busy the next room over. Fish looks pretty concerned.]
Ah... hello.
[This is awkward.]
It's been a while since I've used this to address the whole network but... I was wondering how people deal with... ah... cats?
[And there's the sound of a door busting open and a blur of violet getting in the way of the camera and Fish and the suggestion that the merfolk threw their hand up so as to save the communicator from getting knocked over.]
Molly what--?
Ignore me, I'm just sneaking in here.
Wait, I can't--
Yeah, it's fine, just let me crawl in here.
I'm on the communicator.
Great. I don't wanna talk I just wanna sit...
[Rustle rustle.]
Perfect.
[A pause of silence.]
Continue, I'm comfortable now.
[The communicator comes down again, a little closer to Fish's face this time, they look defeated. But there's a very content, lavender-skinned, heavily tattooed tiefling on them, their tail swishing lazily and making a mess of the video a bit.]
I guess now you all know what I need... ah... a bit of advice on. Sorry, I'll get to replying to any answers later. It isn't the easiest having a lap full of cat-like tiefling.
[They huff and grin before turning the feed off.]
Ah... hello.
[This is awkward.]
It's been a while since I've used this to address the whole network but... I was wondering how people deal with... ah... cats?
[And there's the sound of a door busting open and a blur of violet getting in the way of the camera and Fish and the suggestion that the merfolk threw their hand up so as to save the communicator from getting knocked over.]
Molly what--?
Ignore me, I'm just sneaking in here.
Wait, I can't--
Yeah, it's fine, just let me crawl in here.
I'm on the communicator.
Great. I don't wanna talk I just wanna sit...
[Rustle rustle.]
Perfect.
[A pause of silence.]
Continue, I'm comfortable now.
[The communicator comes down again, a little closer to Fish's face this time, they look defeated. But there's a very content, lavender-skinned, heavily tattooed tiefling on them, their tail swishing lazily and making a mess of the video a bit.]
I guess now you all know what I need... ah... a bit of advice on. Sorry, I'll get to replying to any answers later. It isn't the easiest having a lap full of cat-like tiefling.
[They huff and grin before turning the feed off.]
Video;
I was going to say you should just toss it out but...
[ He pauses, then looks a bit annoyed with himself. ]
Actually, just toss her out and lock the door. Problem solved.
Video;
[Fish takes a deep breath.]
... honestly, I don't really have the heart to. Molly's my darling.
[They had to be honest about it, really.]
Video;
If my brother was here he might have a suggestion for you. That's just what I'd do.
[ If Fish is thinking about how heartless Ed is, Al would agree with them. ]
You could at least kick her off your lap.
no subject
[Fish turns the communicator's camera so it's focused on Molly lounging around now, just being lazy. Tail swishing, and all. And... idly knocking over a decorative item on their coffee table. Oops. But the camera's on Molly's resting face. He seems like the naturally jovial type.]
Look at him. He's just so adorable this way.
[Obviously, someone is too fond of their cat.]