you can call me "FISH" (
freshtilapia) wrote in
prismatica2019-06-07 08:53 am
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Entry tags:
- cardfight!! vanguard: ren suzugamori,
- critical role: mollymauk tealeaf,
- fullmetal alchemist: edward elric,
- inuyasha: inuyasha,
- kingdom hearts: xigbar,
- metal gear: otacon,
- original character: confidence,
- original character: fish,
- sailor moon: usagi tsukino,
- the magnus archives: jonathan sims,
- voltron: pidge
{04 VIDEO feat Mollymauk}
[The video opens to Fish awake, sitting up in what seems to be their bed. Their dressing gown is on, at least. It's late at night in Lunatia-- give or take about 3am. And if your volume is up high enough, you might catch the sound of... someone? being very busy the next room over. Fish looks pretty concerned.]
Ah... hello.
[This is awkward.]
It's been a while since I've used this to address the whole network but... I was wondering how people deal with... ah... cats?
[And there's the sound of a door busting open and a blur of violet getting in the way of the camera and Fish and the suggestion that the merfolk threw their hand up so as to save the communicator from getting knocked over.]
Molly what--?
Ignore me, I'm just sneaking in here.
Wait, I can't--
Yeah, it's fine, just let me crawl in here.
I'm on the communicator.
Great. I don't wanna talk I just wanna sit...
[Rustle rustle.]
Perfect.
[A pause of silence.]
Continue, I'm comfortable now.
[The communicator comes down again, a little closer to Fish's face this time, they look defeated. But there's a very content, lavender-skinned, heavily tattooed tiefling on them, their tail swishing lazily and making a mess of the video a bit.]
I guess now you all know what I need... ah... a bit of advice on. Sorry, I'll get to replying to any answers later. It isn't the easiest having a lap full of cat-like tiefling.
[They huff and grin before turning the feed off.]
Ah... hello.
[This is awkward.]
It's been a while since I've used this to address the whole network but... I was wondering how people deal with... ah... cats?
[And there's the sound of a door busting open and a blur of violet getting in the way of the camera and Fish and the suggestion that the merfolk threw their hand up so as to save the communicator from getting knocked over.]
Molly what--?
Ignore me, I'm just sneaking in here.
Wait, I can't--
Yeah, it's fine, just let me crawl in here.
I'm on the communicator.
Great. I don't wanna talk I just wanna sit...
[Rustle rustle.]
Perfect.
[A pause of silence.]
Continue, I'm comfortable now.
[The communicator comes down again, a little closer to Fish's face this time, they look defeated. But there's a very content, lavender-skinned, heavily tattooed tiefling on them, their tail swishing lazily and making a mess of the video a bit.]
I guess now you all know what I need... ah... a bit of advice on. Sorry, I'll get to replying to any answers later. It isn't the easiest having a lap full of cat-like tiefling.
[They huff and grin before turning the feed off.]
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[She's helping. Sort of.]
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What's a laser pointer?
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Maybe you just need to indulge him for a bit?
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I've been on it. But it's like the minute he has a burst of energy... well... all the pillows will be on the floor again.
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They tend to sleep for a long time.
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... you seem to be right. He hasn't awoken at all yet. Why can't I give him milk?
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Need help with him?
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Yasha! I think... yeah... I might need the help. I've been fixing my apartment again everytime I get the chance to. But... he just starts knocking things over again-- like he did last night. He left a mess in the kitchen while he was supposedly making a midnight snack.
But I have no idea how to get him to stop. And I don't have the heart to be hard on him he's so adorable this way?
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I don't know much about cats... I don't think you can train them, though, and I definitely don't think you can train Mr. Mollymauk.
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Oh, you're telling me. I don't even think Molly's domesticated.
[Or at least this version of Molly isn't. It's so funny. But Fish doesn't have the heart to be hard on him at all.]
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I was going to say you should just toss it out but...
[ He pauses, then looks a bit annoyed with himself. ]
Actually, just toss her out and lock the door. Problem solved.
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[Fish takes a deep breath.]
... honestly, I don't really have the heart to. Molly's my darling.
[They had to be honest about it, really.]
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video -- hi
Molly? [ There's a rush of static - then a series of blurs before someone distinctly blue shows up, eyes wide. ] Molly! [ Wait, hold on, that means? ]
Wait, that means you're Fish, right??? Right????
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The one and only, darling. And you must be Jester! I’ve heard about you from this one.
[ They make a gesture with their head at the half-snoozing tiefling against them ]
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[They laugh, probably has said cat snuggled up to them currently.]
What do you do though when they've made a mess of your home?
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Also they're perfect little murder machines so don't let them outside if you want any wildlife in the area to survive. Also because they can get badly injured by vehicles or just unpleasant people if you do.
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You do know that by a cat, I actually mean someone affected by the Cordis moon, do you?
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Also, is the cat just a Cordis person? Because that's not a cat, exactly, that's... a person.
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[Fish laughs.]
But it's my first time seeing him this way and he's... being a handful. I think my entire apartment is a disaster thanks to his restlessness. But anyway... yes, we are like this even without the moonphases. Though, he's much less of a brat, normally. I love him.
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Just cut their balls off.
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Regardless, it's a bit snippy, even for Molly's usually moderate, personable demeanor. ]
I think the cost outweighs the gain there, friend.
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Lots and lots of catnip.
[ Clearly, this is the most helpful answer. ]
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I've been considering that option.
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Ren also happens to be a Cordis, but his current changes are draconic, with black scales and golden horns. He almost bounces back from the camera to a sitting position, manner very cutesy, and an innocent, airheaded sort of tone coming when he speaks.]
Mmm, I could give you plenty of advice on cats, but I think you might need advice on whimsical people more...which I guess I could help you with too, but part of the fun of being like that is people not knowing how to deal with you, and I wouldn't want to ruin his fun~
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And pray tell, if that's so, what was the point of you leaving a comment?
[Eyebrow quirk. Fish has their sass on.]
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Sorry for the wait! I was wondering how to go about this.
doubly so i'm dead at work
:c
Now after speaking with Molly briefly...
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