freshtilapia: 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 (Yours)
you can call me "FISH" ([personal profile] freshtilapia) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-06-07 08:53 am

{04 VIDEO feat Mollymauk}

[The video opens to Fish awake, sitting up in what seems to be their bed. Their dressing gown is on, at least. It's late at night in Lunatia-- give or take about 3am. And if your volume is up high enough, you might catch the sound of... someone? being very busy the next room over. Fish looks pretty concerned.]

Ah... hello.

[This is awkward.]

It's been a while since I've used this to address the whole network but... I was wondering how people deal with... ah... cats?

[And there's the sound of a door busting open and a blur of violet getting in the way of the camera and Fish and the suggestion that the merfolk threw their hand up so as to save the communicator from getting knocked over.]

Molly what--?

Ignore me, I'm just sneaking in here.

Wait, I can't--

Yeah, it's fine, just let me crawl in here.

I'm on the communicator.

Great. I don't wanna talk I just wanna sit...

[Rustle rustle.]

Perfect.

[A pause of silence.]

Continue, I'm comfortable now.

[The communicator comes down again, a little closer to Fish's face this time, they look defeated. But there's a very content, lavender-skinned, heavily tattooed tiefling on them, their tail swishing lazily and making a mess of the video a bit.]

I guess now you all know what I need... ah... a bit of advice on. Sorry, I'll get to replying to any answers later. It isn't the easiest having a lap full of cat-like tiefling.

[They huff and grin before turning the feed off.]
pidgeypidge: (so space swallow me whole)

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[personal profile] pidgeypidge 2019-06-07 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Have you considered a laser pointer?

[She's helping. Sort of.]

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galatining: (pic#13159883)

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[personal profile] galatining 2019-06-07 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a lot to say there but...]

Maybe you just need to indulge him for a bit?

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lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Cute but ditzy)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2019-06-07 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well, cats are really easy to take care of, honestly. Kitties need love and affection oh but don't feed them milk! [Usagi is not bothered by talking cats, all things considered.]

They tend to sleep for a long time.

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stormchasing: (Hrm)

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[personal profile] stormchasing 2019-06-07 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Yasha doesn't know how to do video. Worse, she doesn't realize it's video. So have her voice slightly muffled while it shoots image of some blurry greenery, a flower shifting a little, and the sky. She put her... whatever this is in a flower box.]

Need help with him?

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wildsorcery: (Laugh)

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[personal profile] wildsorcery 2019-06-07 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's trying so hard to not sound like he's been laughing, but... he has. He still is, if Connie's completely honest. ]

I don't know much about cats... I don't think you can train them, though, and I definitely don't think you can train Mr. Mollymauk.

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milkisgross: (No more cats Alphonse)

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[ The feed opens to a tired-looking Ed, though maybe not as tired as he should be. ]

I was going to say you should just toss it out but...

[ He pauses, then looks a bit annoyed with himself. ]

Actually, just toss her out and lock the door. Problem solved.

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sketchery: (004)

video -- hi

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[ So normally Jester doesn't make a habit of checking out the network, more out of a series coincidences than anything else. But the one time she does— ]

Molly? [ There's a rush of static - then a series of blurs before someone distinctly blue shows up, eyes wide. ] Molly! [ Wait, hold on, that means? ]

Wait, that means you're Fish, right??? Right????

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wearingguess: (he didn't mean to did you crookshanks)

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The best way to deal with cats is to pet them, play with them, talk to them, take naps with them, and let them do as they please!

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the_archivist: (Default)

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Um, well, you'll need a litterbox and a good cat food. A scratching post is definitely recommended if you don't want your furniture destroyed. And lots of things to stimulate them. Toys and things to explore.

Also they're perfect little murder machines so don't let them outside if you want any wildlife in the area to survive. Also because they can get badly injured by vehicles or just unpleasant people if you do.

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codecmoment: (All Hail Britannia!)

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Oh, wow, you and your companion are beautiful! Are you like this even without the moonphases? I'm curious about how people change.

Also, is the cat just a Cordis person? Because that's not a cat, exactly, that's... a person.

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barkonthetree: <user name="barkonthetree"> (046)

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[personal profile] barkonthetree 2019-06-07 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[After about thirty seconds of static, rustling, and one muffled "Piece of shit!"]

Just cut their balls off.
shadowonthe: <user name=shinyno site=tumblr.com> (ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ)

[personal profile] shadowonthe 2019-06-07 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a muffled reply, coming from Fish's comm, sounds like it's under some blankets? Or something?

Regardless, it's a bit snippy, even for Molly's usually moderate, personable demeanor. ]


I think the cost outweighs the gain there, friend.

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madannoshashu: (So many explanations.)

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[personal profile] madannoshashu 2019-06-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Catnip!

Lots and lots of catnip.

[ Clearly, this is the most helpful answer. ]

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thedarkbond: (dark night maiden)

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[Ren's first thought is that this must be Molly's friend he mentioned at the festival a while ago, though he's a little busy being amused at the whole situation for that, a hand curling gently over his mouth.

Ren also happens to be a Cordis, but his current changes are draconic, with black scales and golden horns. He almost bounces back from the camera to a sitting position, manner very cutesy, and an innocent, airheaded sort of tone coming when he speaks.]


Mmm, I could give you plenty of advice on cats, but I think you might need advice on whimsical people more...which I guess I could help you with too, but part of the fun of being like that is people not knowing how to deal with you, and I wouldn't want to ruin his fun~

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