{04 VIDEO feat Mollymauk}

[freshtilapia]

[The video opens to Fish awake, sitting up in what seems to be their bed. Their dressing gown is on, at least. It's late at night in Lunatia-- give or take about 3am. And if your volume is up high enough, you might catch the sound of... someone? being very busy the next room over. Fish looks pretty concerned.]

Ah... hello.

[This is awkward.]

It's been a while since I've used this to address the whole network but... I was wondering how people deal with... ah... cats?

[And there's the sound of a door busting open and a blur of violet getting in the way of the camera and Fish and the suggestion that the merfolk threw their hand up so as to save the communicator from getting knocked over.]

Molly what--?

Ignore me, I'm just sneaking in here.

Wait, I can't--

Yeah, it's fine, just let me crawl in here.

I'm on the communicator.

Great. I don't wanna talk I just wanna sit...

[Rustle rustle.]

Perfect.

[A pause of silence.]

Continue, I'm comfortable now.

[The communicator comes down again, a little closer to Fish's face this time, they look defeated. But there's a very content, lavender-skinned, heavily tattooed tiefling on them, their tail swishing lazily and making a mess of the video a bit.]

I guess now you all know what I need... ah... a bit of advice on. Sorry, I'll get to replying to any answers later. It isn't the easiest having a lap full of cat-like tiefling.

[They huff and grin before turning the feed off.]

Comments

[the_archivist]

Infernal... sounds very ominous.

And- and going back to the cat thing, you might still want to invest in toys. Cats like chasing things, hunting things. Maybe see if you can get some catnip.

[freshtilapia]

You should hear it spoken someday. It's exactly as ominous as it sounds.

[It's downright amazing during sex though.]

What is catnip, though? I've never heard of it?

[the_archivist]

I'd like to. I'm always interested in new things.

[And he wonders if he'd understand it, or if he needs to read the language.]

It's a plant. Most cats love it. It sort of gets them high.

[freshtilapia]

A plant that gets cats high, hm? Is it available for purchase around Lunatia, I wonder.

[the_archivist]

I have no idea. But it wouldn't surprise me if it was. They have a lot of other stuff so maybe they have an equivalent.

[freshtilapia]

I'll look into it. I might know someone who knows about things like this better.

[Though catnip was all well and good, Fish knows that ultimately, they are dealing with a person. And if getting Molly high might produce an interesting result... well. It sounds like an opportunity to get in touch with Klaus.]

[the_archivist]

Good luck with it. Otherwise... I don't know. Warm things? Georgie's cat liked to sleep on the radiator.

[freshtilapia]

[At that, Fish chuckles.]

I think I'm the warmest thing in this room for him. And if that's so, that's okay by me.

[the_archivist]

Enjoy never getting any work done again.

[He sounds amused more than anything though.]

[freshtilapia]

I have happily resigned myself to my fate!

[ And Fish gives a good, hearty laugh. ]