004; video | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

[ A break from your regularly scheduled Sanguis in the late afternoon of July 1. On video is an almost naked JJ - standing much taller than normal, scales crawling over his arms and to his face, with curved horns. He's dressed in an oversized t-shirt that says I'm Not Perfect, But I'm Canadian. So close enough.

He's holding up a Canadian flag, which he got from god knows where, and it's mostly hiding that he's actually clothed today. He's grinning stupidly, fangs and all. His voice sounds just a little different thanks to being exalted, though he sounds quite cheerful. The background? His kitchen. Clean but there's definitely a lot of baked goods even in view. ]

Happy Canada Day! If I were home today, I'd be eating my mom's berry pie and watching fireworks. I could probably find some fireworks, and I am great at baking, but nothing is as good as mom's, I guess.

That being said I made way too many sweets and I can't eat them all, so if anyone wants some baked goods, they're free to a good home. Just drop your info and I'll have them delivered to you. I have a few different variety of pies, some Nanaimo bars, that sort of thing.

If you don't want sweets, tell me about a food you're missing from home.

Comments

un: music2myears

[afoolshope]

What's a Nanaimo bar?

[Honestly, you had him at sweets.]

text, un: birdinthehand

[chichichi]

You've delivered to my address before during a holiday. Why don't you surprise me this time? It's the least you could do after being so quiet lately, JJ.

un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

it's a layered treat with

graham crackers, nuts, coconuts
a custard icing
and a chocolate top!

it's not really baked but it's pretty sweet

( VIDEO. ) un: FUCKYEAH

[herocomplex]

DUDE!!

Waaaay super nice of you to start celebrating my birthday a few days earlier..!!

_{[ Is he joking or being serious?? A Mystery. ]}

Lemme come over and help you with all those sweets!!

un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

i've been busy sanguis and the stuff last month

i can send them to you

surprises, eh? i don't suppose you like berries, huh ;)

[afoolshope]

How many are you willing to deliver and would you be able to deliver to Lystellus?

video; un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

[ Is he fucking with you now? ]

When's your birthday, then? That's the sort of thing that gets an entire cake.

[herocomplex]

Hahaha, yeaaaaaah. More than just a whole cake.. a whole celebration! It's on July 4th!!
And also, if you're looking for fireworks, I'm already pretty stocked up on some if you want me to bring'em over.

_{[ Maybe he just wants to hear JJ talk some more? In person? Kinda gross. ]}

Do you ever just shoot bottle rockets at each other? 'Cause I mean.. I'm loaded, man.

_{[ They're actually left over from his bash from last year. Don't invite him over, JJ. He'll bring the whole 4th of July box and start decorating your place red, white and blue. ]}

[chichichi]

Is this a bribe? I was already prepared to take a pie off your hands, you realize.

[ Also that "busy during Sanguis" reads like a red flag to her. The only time JJ is quiet is if someone's occupying that mouth of his or he's unconscious, she's sure. ]

You know there was time between Sanguis and the dragon business... unless you mean to tell me you were busy then, too.

[kingfuckboy]

uh

i have a lot

so a lot

and sure, i don't see any problem with that

i can find someone who can if i can't personally

un: sousuke

[shrugsitoff]

Why'd you make so many baked goods if you knew you couldn't eat them all?

[kingfuckboy]

Fourth of July, huh? How about that~ [ Wink~ ]

...That'd be pretty cool. I'm definitely looking for some. Would be nice to set a few off.

I mean, we probably shouldn't shoot each other with bottle rockets in my apartment because something might catch fire, but that sounds like fun. But sure, you can come over.

[ oh well... ]

If we wanna shoot each other with bottle rockets, we can go to a nearby park.

[kingfuckboy]

huh? do i need to bribe you?! it's not a bribe. it's a regular friend thing

...i was busy then, too! i'm still technically busy

[chichichi]

[ It's time. ]

I'm impressed you can type and fuck.

[kingfuckboy]

Some to share. Some to keep. Plus, I figure if there's anything left in a few days, Cordis like to eat.

[kingfuckboy]

well obviously i'm only typing right now, setsura

i'm pretty good at multitasking, tho

so i could be lying

un: orca

[babygotbackstroke]

No, you're not good at multitasking.

[You have a one track mind and he knows it.]

[shrugsitoff]

Makes sense, I guess.

I'm not too fond of sweets, but I could probably take one or two off your hands.

[herocomplex]

Yeah! How about that! 'Cause I know that's what you've gotta be celebrating!

_{[ Apart of him half expects to be rejected, cause, well.. that's just kind of the thing that happens around here. Both nations and humans alike have made it pretty obvious he's intolerable but he stays optimistic. He never wanted people to see the insecure side of him he has and maybe that's one reason he is so obnoxious. ]}

Man, seriously? I mean, I know I'm fun to hang out with but I thought there might be a reason you wanted to deliver instead of have people over, you know.

_{[ Sort of gesturing to his own head space where JJ's horns are at. Some people avoid others during their moon but evidently JJ doesn't. ]}

Gimmie just a sex, okay?

_{[ Oop. ]}

I mean, a sec! Hahahaha.

_{[ That voice is working. ]}

[kingfuckboy]

Sweet. What kinds do you like then, Sousuke?

[kingfuckboy]

what!!

i can so!

[ makoto could definitely hear an offended "HEY!" from the other room ]

maybe i should prove it huh

[shrugsitoff]

Got anything that's not too sweet?

voice, un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

Squid ink pasta. I don't think there's a way to replicate it here.

[Do they even HAVE squid on this planet?? Hell, he doesn't know.]

I'm surprised you could find that flag in a place like this.

[babygotbackstroke]

[That made him laugh lightly, sipping the coffee JJ had brought him earlier.]

Don't. I don't need you proving anything.

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[ringlette]

I would love to have some of your sweets, JJ!

Since I do not recall giving you my living information yet, I shall deliver them to you now!

[ Slides her address info in a text message! ]