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[foeyay]

[It's early in the month, and that means Sanguis time. Kamui apparently doesn't care. His adorably fuzzy red panda ears and dark claws are on full display.]

A coliseum is a place where all the strongest fighters compete.

[Kamui explains to his audience with an air of importance, as if he didn't just learn this himself.]

I heard that Lunatia has a fight club. Or it did, once.

[A rather pointy smile begins to spread across his lips as he pauses for effect.]

Tell me where Lunatia's coliseum is, and I'll meet all of you there.

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[foeyay]

[Kamui is very horny for punching.

His cute, little ears twitch at her compliment, as if to express the doubt that refuses to show on his face.]

Didn't you know? You're paid every time you land a punch here. Every fight is a prize fight on a planet like this.

[This isn't completely true. It only works when both parties agree to the fight. Minor details like that, however, aren't worth remembering.]

[revmeup]

I guess that's not ... not true. It doesn't seem like the most efficient way to pay the bills, but now I'm too distracted picturing coins popping out of people during a fight like a video game to do the math.

[foeyay]

[...huh. That's not a bad image at all. It'd certainly be more entertaining than just checking his chroma meter when he regains consciousness after a fight.]

Would that make moonlacing a platform, fighting, or survival game? Or maybe the shocking twist is that it's secretly a battle royale?