video; un: kamui

[foeyay]

[It's early in the month, and that means Sanguis time. Kamui apparently doesn't care. His adorably fuzzy red panda ears and dark claws are on full display.]

A coliseum is a place where all the strongest fighters compete.

[Kamui explains to his audience with an air of importance, as if he didn't just learn this himself.]

I heard that Lunatia has a fight club. Or it did, once.

[A rather pointy smile begins to spread across his lips as he pauses for effect.]

Tell me where Lunatia's coliseum is, and I'll meet all of you there.

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[herbmixing]

Um...

[ This really feels like one of those posts she shouldn't reply to. More trouble than it's worth. And yet: ]

Shouldn't you find out where the place is before you extend an open invitation like that?

[foeyay]

I don't know who's in the fight club either. This way, I learn everything at once.

[Aw, what a bright, excited smile!]

I can kill way more than just two birds with a stone like this!

[herbmixing]

[ Adorable and horrifying. ]

I don't think that's how it works. Learning things, or that expression.

text; username: inaban

[dereban]

Don't you know the first rule about fight club is that you don't talk about fight club?

[foeyay]

[The irony here is that this reference flies over Kamui's head.]

i've never been one to follow the rules anyway. especially the annoying ones.

[dereban]

It's only annoying if you don't get it.

video; un:harlequin

[revmeup]

Okay first a' all, your ears are too cute. I'm dying. Fucking love 'em.

And secondly, is this a prize fight or are you just one of those guys that's horny for punching?

[foeyay]

[Kamui is very horny for punching.

His cute, little ears twitch at her compliment, as if to express the doubt that refuses to show on his face.]

Didn't you know? You're paid every time you land a punch here. Every fight is a prize fight on a planet like this.

[This isn't completely true. It only works when both parties agree to the fight. Minor details like that, however, aren't worth remembering.]

[revmeup]

I guess that's not ... not true. It doesn't seem like the most efficient way to pay the bills, but now I'm too distracted picturing coins popping out of people during a fight like a video game to do the math.

video un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

You truly wish to challenge everyone here?

[It's worth knowing where it is, even if he doesn't go toe to toe with this hot-headed rando in particular. It'd be a good place to keep his skills sharp.]

I'll keep an eye open for it and let you know.

[foeyay]

Challenging everyone here would be a waste of time. Only one per cent of one per cent of you all are worth the dirt under my finger nails!

[So there!]

I wish to challenge this would-be fight club. Or anyone who thinks they're strong enough to take this club's place.

[casaposa]

[Oh, he hates smug guys like this and really hopes this mysterious fight club appears to kick his ass. He's sorely tempted to take up that mantle, but he's got to remember that Sanguis is influencing him. It's not totally his fault. ]

You think that highly of yourself, do you? I hope for your sake you aren't bluffing. All your false bravado will do is put you in a hospital bed.

text | un: 76

[mylawn]

It's not a secret. I'll tell you where it is if you promise not to come here and kill anyone.

[foeyay]

are you that frightened?

[mylawn]

If you've gotta kill to prove how strong you are, you're not the kind of person I want fighting at my club.

Text | UN: hijikata

[mayoninofukucho]

[Hijikata is so goddamn alarmed when he sees Kamui's post while absently checking the network, and moments later he's so goddamn relieved when he sees '76' among the people responding. He isn't online much, but at least gleaned that the man 1) runs the fight club and 2) knows what he's doing, so that takes the immediate problem off Hijikata's hands and allows him to do what any good Sanguis cop would do: turn a blind eye to the whole thing. (This is why they call them tax thieves back home).

More importantly - or, okay, maybe not more importantly, but not completely unimportantly: did no one take that Yato brat by the hand and teach him the basic functions of being a productive member of society in the, what, two months since Hijikata first ran into him?! Evidently not. Is this seriously going to be his responsibility?! Why does nobody else ever step it up?! He decides to just ask the first question that actually comes to his mind.]

How are you still alive? Aren't you running out of chroma?

[Seriously, how did the boy manage to sustain himself if he only ever fought people?! And looking at those (admittedly adorable) ears he's a Sanguis, too... that's pretty much the worst moonblessing this absolute menace could have ended up with.]

[foeyay]

[Hey, Kamui recognizes that name! It's Okita's prey, isn't it? The busybody! And, wouldn't you know it, he's busybodying.]

if i don't have chroma, all i have to do is find someone who does. did you know? there are some terrible cooks here.

text; un: no

[terribletwos]

[ Well, at least this guy is going about it the right way now. Maybe. ]

any luck/

[foeyay]

[He's very gradually being prodded toward more productive wastes of his energy, yes. Good job, Roxas.]

some loudmouthed army ant insisting he's in charge is afraid of a real fight. he types like he's my boss. it's gross.

( VIDEO. ) un: SUGARSAMURAI69

[naturallywavy]

No.

_{[ WHEN DID YOU GET HERE.... ]}

[foeyay]

[What? What is this weirdo that has graced Kamui's screen? White, wavy hair. Dead fish eyes. An unimpressed frown. Kamui's challenging smirk evaporates, leaving behind raw giddiness. Oh, what a glorious day! If Lunatia's fight club is a full course dinner, then Kamui's just found his favorite dessert.]

You're not going to make me say "please," are you?

video; un: swordsss

[swordhardy]

You sound fun.

[ And that's not even sarcasm; the guy on the other end of the feed is purely genuine, offering a little grin. 'Strongest fighters' and 'compete' are enough to make this sale. ]

Check out the fighting arena at Buwan's. Down in level 3.

[foeyay]

You sound promising!

[This is a nice break in the disapproving conga line.]

Level 3 has a fighting arena, hmmm? I'll have to see if it's sturdy enough.

video; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

[Looks like no one else is taking Kamui's threats seriously. Even the very person who runs the coliseum isn't taking Kamui's bullshit.

You know who will though? This guy.]

Oi.

You don't need a coliseum to fight.

[Sougo doesn't need a damn coliseum for another death match with Kamui. Anytime, anywhere, Sougo will be dtf (down to fight).]

[foeyay]

[Oh, the grin that he grins. Kamui can always count on THIS ASSHOLE RIGHT HERE.]

Just someone who's been sharpening his blade for me.