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prismatica2019-06-06 08:37 pm
herocomplex) wrote in prismatica2019-06-06 08:37 pm
Entry tags:
- axis powers hetalia: america,
- danganronpa: nanami chiaki,
- final fantasy xiv: megumi yukimura,
- granblue fantasy: vane,
- heart no kuni no alice: elliot march,
- kingdom hearts: xigbar,
- marvel comics: bobby drake,
- metal gear: otacon,
- steins;gate: kurisu makise,
- the umbrella academy: klaus hargreeves,
- to the moon: eva rosalene
003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th
[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]
Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you [ their financial love child ] our business we are opening up!
[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]
Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.
[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.
He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]
Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.
[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]
Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!
[ He said that way too loud. ]
We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!
[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]
Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you [ their financial love child ] our business we are opening up!
[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]
Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.
[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.
He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]
Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.
[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]
Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!
[ He said that way too loud. ]
We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!
[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]
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[A beat of silence, then:]
... Were you not even listening to him?
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[ looking at Klaus like wtf. ]
He's the assistant manager. Ass manager, if you will. He knows what he's talking about.
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Sorry. What?
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