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_{[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]}

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you _{[ their financial love child ]} our business we are opening up!

_{[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]}

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

_{[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]}

Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

_{[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]}

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

_{[ He said that way too loud. ]}

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

_{[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]}

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Is that a normal problem to have after dinner?

[Klaus is trying to be professional with his answer, but he's not very good at it -- so he still sort of half-smirks.]

Well, that depends who your dining partner is. But yeah, sometimes.

_{[ Once the feed is off, America exhales a big sigh of both relief and contentment before giving Klaus a rather hearty (if not a bit painful) slap on the back. ]}

Holy shit, dude! YOU DID IT!! Or, wait, no.. WE DID IT. I mean, I did most of the work, but you were great too!!

_{[ He's got.. some kind of drink in his hand, it says SUPER MEGA BIG GULP and it appears to be cola he's drinking through the straw. ]}

Now we just gotta wait for everyone to show up!!

Edited 2019-06-07 02:28 (UTC)

... People get into heavy petting after getting fast food?

[Yes, that's really her main issue here. Except it's not really an issue, more...]

Sorry, I'm just so used to three am coffee runs when it comes to fast food. The last thing I want to do is heavy petting.

I have no words for this...

[As someone who has probably been to her world's knock offs of McDonald's and Denny's when she lives in Cali... yeah.

Yeah...]

Why not just add a love hotel at this rate... Except that's more of a Japanese thing, huh?

Hmmm....

[She seems to be trying to process the information and answer to paint a proper picture of the situation.]

Then... dinner is an event and afterwards a reward for triggering all of the flags!

Edited 2019-06-07 03:03 (UTC)

Uh, yeah, that's totally a Japanese thing. We're family friendly here!

_{[ America says, but it's speculated he might have christened the bathroom with somebody prior to opening. Maybe. He's proud of his success here, it's party time. ]}

No dirty stuff! But people should feel welcome to meet people here and do whatever they want elsewhere.

Huh? What are you talking about?

_{[ He's jacked up on caffeine and honestly he didn't really hear anything Klaus said, but he wants to congratulate him because, well, uh... he's ding his best, alright? ]}

Your friend there was talking about heavy petting after finishing your meal.

[A beat of silence, then:]

... Were you not even listening to him?

And you think they're not going to do their 'whatever they want' in the after hours snuggle lounge?

[Listen, she's just going to tell it like it is. Unfortunately.]

Edited (english is tough) 2019-06-07 03:17 (UTC)

I got this neato no yiffing allowed sign, I think that means no sex, but I don't know. I saw it on a meme once. People should learn how to read or else I can just kick them out.

This is an establishment that promotes private profit, so people can get their moonlace chroma-ing on, get some of their own moolah and uplift the planet as a whole. If I'm the one responsible for founding a lace that is moonlace positive, the citizens here will look to me as a superior problem solver-- someone reliable-- maybe even elect me as president.

But also, like...
Don't be nasty in my business, please. God.

Uhhh. Noooo?
_{[ looking at Klaus like wtf. ]}

He's the assistant manager. Ass manager, if you will. He knows what he's talking about.

It's good that you have confidence in him like that but the least you could do when people are talking is pay attention.

Did you seriously just post a meme as your rule?

Anyway, congrats, you've solved your problems for maybe half the month if what I've heard is correct. Not that I exactly know what yiffing is. [She knows exactly what yiffing is.]

You're just asking for people to do the nasty in your business at this rate.

Pity the heavy petting doesn't come as part of the menu. Sounds like it would make for a good treat.

I'll just have to take your meatiest offerings instead.

Wow. You're really negative!! Hahaha.
It's cool. There's cameras set up in there.

_{[ But America. Sometimes people are into that. ]}

hey megumi 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
u gonna work for me bby???

u can have all the meat u want if u do lol

_{[ does.. does he mean actual meat or something else? ]}

Computeeeerrrrr Giiiiiiiirl!
_{[ He's calling her that cause he forgot her name, whoops. ]}

Yo, what up? Are you gonna be the first customer or what?

Huh?
Sorry. What?

Americaaaa!

[it seemed like she should respond in kind? Though her tone is not nearly as enthusiastic as she had a permanent muted slow aspect to her speaking at all times.]

Sure, but, do I need to bring someone with me?

... Never mind. I don't have the energy for this.

Oh my god, I have never been so happy to see a diner before. I'll definitely be going there to curb my french fry cravings.

Edited 2019-06-07 04:32 (UTC)

[ America, when it comes to actual meat, she's a lot more in love than any other "meat".

BBY though. Seriously. ]

You'd be out of business before it even got going if I did, you know. Don't underestimate how much meat I can take.

Already have a full time job at the hospital, but if you want me in a cute uniform, there are better ways to do it!

r u suuuuuure u don't wanna quit ur boring hospital job and come over here with meeeeee?? ;)))
haha jk i understand!!! i guess

anyway
any uniform u wear is cute
cuz ur cute as u r

also that sounds like a challenge
mayb we should have a eating contest
hmmmm

[ Elliot waited patiently through this whole video and he's only got one goddamn thing to ask. ]

Do you have cake?

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