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003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th

_{[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]}

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you _{[ their financial love child ]} our business we are opening up!

_{[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]}

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

_{[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]}

Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

_{[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]}

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

_{[ He said that way too loud. ]}

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

_{[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]}

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Is that a normal problem to have after dinner?

_{[ Once the feed is off, America exhales a big sigh of both relief and contentment before giving Klaus a rather hearty (if not a bit painful) slap on the back. ]}

Holy shit, dude! YOU DID IT!! Or, wait, no.. WE DID IT. I mean, I did most of the work, but you were great too!!

_{[ He's got.. some kind of drink in his hand, it says SUPER MEGA BIG GULP and it appears to be cola he's drinking through the straw. ]}

Now we just gotta wait for everyone to show up!!

Edited 2019-06-07 02:28 (UTC)

... People get into heavy petting after getting fast food?

[Yes, that's really her main issue here. Except it's not really an issue, more...]

Sorry, I'm just so used to three am coffee runs when it comes to fast food. The last thing I want to do is heavy petting.

I have no words for this...

[As someone who has probably been to her world's knock offs of McDonald's and Denny's when she lives in Cali... yeah.

Yeah...]

Why not just add a love hotel at this rate... Except that's more of a Japanese thing, huh?

Pity the heavy petting doesn't come as part of the menu. Sounds like it would make for a good treat.

I'll just have to take your meatiest offerings instead.

Oh my god, I have never been so happy to see a diner before. I'll definitely be going there to curb my french fry cravings.

Edited 2019-06-07 04:32 (UTC)

[ Elliot waited patiently through this whole video and he's only got one goddamn thing to ask. ]

Do you have cake?

[ He doesn't even hesitate a second after this message to respond— ]

Hi, yeah, I'd like to make a reservation right the hell now. I need to eat there, like, yesterday. Bee-tee-dubs, combining food and snuggles? Pure genius.

[ It's amazing. He loves it. ]

Heh. You actually did it. Congratulations.

I wish you both the very best in your new business endeavor.

[ Now, onto the more important matters: ]

Since I have very little familiarity with these type of dining establishments, what do you suggest I try for my first meal? I seek an authentic experience.

[ Also, it's Cordis, which means it's time to be a glutton. ]

Oh, splendid!! Congratulations to you both!
Please tell me more about American cuisine!

wow!! you opened up a place that's like something in your world?!

I'd love to help! I love learning about new cuisine!

[ Here's your favourite boy, America. ]

oh my god

[ He knows Archer is going to want to have them go to traditional American cuisine. Let alone what Snake's gonna eat. ]

[Time for some slow nodding.]

So, you two, teaming up, for a fast food restaurant.

[Give her a minute.]

I do not dislike it. I think it's good for you both.

Do you have key lime pie or Cubans? I miss home.

[What is this. What is any of this.]

I'm starting to wonder what I've gotten myself into.

[ mc....denny's. oh the wonders will never cease here. spain sighs before starting the video feed and it looks like he and america are matching here with their foxy ears and tails ]

That's certainly an expected venture from you, America.

Nice first advertisement.

[ It's a weird mix of flashy and cringey that he can't help but appreciate. ]

You gonna be doing this on the regular?

[ well, this is.... actually, this is pretty great.

one, it is klaus doing something productive, useful and good for him that will get him to interact with people in an official capacity, gives him a nice schedule and
a support network of coworkers who aren't. well. who aren't people they would have been back home.

all in all, ben is pretty damn happy with this development.

still — ]

... you did tell him about your work experience?

[ directed at klaus, meaning, you were honest about the fact that the most you've ever done with a diner before is break into one in the middle of the night and steal donuts?

of course, he words it in a way that to any outsider (or america, but you know, details) could also mean... anything but what it actually means, really. he's not going to sabotage klaus' newfound job!! ]

see? i totally knew the ears and tail would fit you just fine

other than that you did a good job america
i'm very proud of you and hope we can work well together!

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