003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th

[herocomplex]

_{[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]}

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you _{[ their financial love child ]} our business we are opening up!

_{[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]}

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

<sub>[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]</sub>

Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

_{[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]}

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

_{[ He said that way too loud. ]}

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

_{[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]}

Comments

[madannoshashu]

Do you now?

You got a policy on employees helping out with all that?

[herocomplex]

I mean, not really. Are you interested in helping with some of that too?

_{[ He wouldn't have pegged Xigbar as the advertising type, but he doesn't see in the harm in letting him doing extra work.. without additional pay. ]}

[madannoshashu]

[ Who needs extra pay when you can just go bang somebody to get it? Serious question. ]

Oh, I wouldn't mind helping out here and there. Can't do anything fancy while I'm mixing drinks, obviously, but other than that, sure! Why not?

[herocomplex]

Cool, great! Of course, any ideas you have or anything like that has to be cleared through me, so yeah. I'm sure we can come up with something neat together!

What are you thinking about so far?

[madannoshashu]

Just a few things. You can do all the usual advertising, naturally, but what about specials? Theme nights?

Toss in a dash of karaoke, maybe find a band, and see how people like it.

[herocomplex]

Ooh, dude, you're totally right! What about.. something like.. pirate karaoke night!! Best singer gets a free key lime pie! Hahahaha!

[madannoshashu]

Ooohhhh, very nice. Spent a little time around pirates myself not so long ago so I could give you a few tips, if you like.

[ He'll make someone dress up as Captain Jack Sparrow; wouldn't that be hilarious. ]

Can't really think of anybody who wouldn't like free pie, either.