003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th

[herocomplex]

_{[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]}

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you _{[ their financial love child ]} our business we are opening up!

_{[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]}

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

<sub>[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]</sub>

Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

_{[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]}

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

_{[ He said that way too loud. ]}

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

_{[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]}

Comments

( VIDEO. )

[herocomplex]

Heeeeeey! _{Our guy who knows what he's doing!} YO ADRA!! We could really use your help today, you free to work, uhhhhh, until we don't need you anymore for the rest of the day?

[hymnals]

Aren't there supposed to be set schedules for this kind of thing? I'm not a machine, Alfred.

[herocomplex]

Uhhh, this is.. me! Your boss. Calling you into work. So yeah. Get to it. Chop chop.

[hymnals]

Am I working alone?

[herocomplex]

No way, man! You got us here with you for the whole night! You know. Us three? We're the dream team.

[hymnals]

Are you gonna be cooking, or are you two just going to stand around making moon-eyes at each other?

[herocomplex]

Hahaha, whaaat? What does that mean?

Anyway. Buddy, I'm gonna be helping as much as I can.. where ever I can! I expect it to be hectic throughout the first few weeks until I can hire some more folks. You really don't trust me to be proactive with all of this? Seriously?

[hymnals]

[It means canoodling!!]

I have to admit that this display didn't inspire a lot of confidence.

[herocomplex]

Okay?
So what do you wanna do? You wanna do a better job than us? Hahaha, wow.
Dude, if you get your ass in the kitchen I promise-- promise-- I'll be back there with you. Through-and-through! Right down to the very last chicken nuggie, okay?

Just give me uno momento to bring in some suckers-- customers. Bring in customers, 'kay?

[hymnals]

Probably you shouldn't call them 'suckers'. That's step one.

[He rubs the side of his face.]

I agreed to this because I like making food, and I like making food because it's important to me. Come back here and cook, and show me that it's important to you, too.

[herocomplex]

I mean.. I guess I feel similar? Kind of different.
I like being a businessman, and if that means cooking, cleaning, marketing, blah, blah, blah.

_{[ The next part of his sentence sounds especially sincere: ]}

Then yeah. It's important to me. Chillax and have fun with it. You may have to give me some pointers, though. I'm not the best in the kitchen, but I'm gonna do my best.

_{[ England raised him after all. ]}

[hymnals]

[An anarchist working for a capitalist. So it goes.]

I suppose that's all I can ask for.

I'll be here as long as you need me.